TLDig Posted February 10, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 I propose a truce then. 2 groups into one. The weaklings take point. We will give them .22's. well we're surely not going to give the weaklings .410s Ack. Foo. I want to die from a good old fashioned case of living. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yardguy71 Posted February 11, 2012 Report Share Posted February 11, 2012 I'll pave the way for you scaredies in the back . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TLDig Posted February 11, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2012 me being the redneck i am... i can't tell you how much joy it will bring me to just spend all of my days killing ****. plus, i have boobies. it's so very un-otter-like. Ack. Foo. I want to die from a good old fashioned case of living. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TLDig Posted February 11, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2012 SiM... well we'll miss the guy. besides, there won't be nearly enough cheese available for rat chili after the apocalypse. we're all so fond of him too. we could keep him chained up out back ala Shaun of the Dead. for our own personal amusement. Ack. Foo. I want to die from a good old fashioned case of living. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedracer Posted February 11, 2012 Report Share Posted February 11, 2012 Eventually the food and ammo will run out....then we all become food. You're getting sleepy. ....very sleepy..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TLDig Posted February 11, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2012 if you don't think i would kill you and eat you, you are sadly mistaken my friend. Ack. Foo. I want to die from a good old fashioned case of living. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yardguy71 Posted February 11, 2012 Report Share Posted February 11, 2012 ^ I warned you all about this ^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MightyMouse Posted February 11, 2012 Report Share Posted February 11, 2012 Speed'll probably keep a good two weeks with the right amount of ice... just sayin'. If anyone may require dialysis or a kidney transplant, feel free to contact me via this site. I'll be happy to help you through whatever questions you have! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yardguy71 Posted February 11, 2012 Report Share Posted February 11, 2012 Bury him and cover with moss . I read that somewhere... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted February 11, 2012 Report Share Posted February 11, 2012 Of course you all realize that logistically, we wont have time to get together.I'll face RI zombies.Mokes will be eaten,er, uh, face Ma zombies, and Tam will face NC zombs. It wouldn't pay you more to walk on water,than to wear a crown of thorns, It wouldn't pay me more to bury you rich,than to bury you poor... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danflytr Posted February 11, 2012 Report Share Posted February 11, 2012 Yours of coarse Tammy tell Mokes go Mokes himself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winch Posted February 11, 2012 Report Share Posted February 11, 2012 I can pee anywhere. You have to find hiding spots. Hiding spots equal lurking zombies. You're gonna get all bit up going tinkles. Good god Mokes don't get into a pissin contest with her................................................She'll win. Out all the people I have fished with Tammy is the only one that left me speechless. On numerous occasions. Bra's hanging off my fishing rod, making fools of expert fly guys, casting sideways cause her shoulder popped out, Terrifying the poor crack heads in the middle of night, Her and her friend showing me why females should not wear men waders. No place for boobs. (like I needed that info) and yes walking down a trail and her dropping her draws in public so she could pee. ( Hey Chris stop and look at the water for a second) Yes I have been scarred Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Brian Posted February 11, 2012 Report Share Posted February 11, 2012 Good god Mokes don't get into a pissin contest with her................................................She'll win. Out all the people I have fished with Tammy is the only one that left me speechless. On numerous occasions. Bra's hanging off my fishing rod, making fools of expert fly guys, casting sideways cause her shoulder popped out, Terrifying the poor crack heads in the middle of night, Her and her friend showing me why females should not wear men waders. No place for boobs. (like I needed that info) and yes walking down a trail and her dropping her draws in public so she could pee. ( Hey Chris stop and look at the water for a second) Yes I have been scarred And she kept walkin too ........ "You must never confuse faith that you will prevail in the end -- which you can never afford to loose -- with the discipline to confront the most brutal facts of your current reality, whatever they may be .." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TLDig Posted February 11, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2012 when you gotta pee... you gotta pee. still working on the art of pissing up ropes and all... but for a member of the fairer sex, i do ok. Ack. Foo. I want to die from a good old fashioned case of living. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mokes Posted February 11, 2012 Report Share Posted February 11, 2012 Of course you all realize that logistically, we wont have time to get together.I'll face RI zombies.Mokes will be eaten,er, uh, face Ma zombies, and Tam will face NC zombs. My wife is going to get her LTC permit this year. We are going to go shooting with another couple. I will finally have the back up I need to get out of Libertopia..... Anywhere west of Worcester should be a well armed contingent too. East.....well......they are all food. "The toothless, braindead, *********, geriatric mouthbreathers around here love their "safe space". It is the only place in the world where they feel like winners, the gracious thing to do, would be to let them enjoy their delusional reality." -Numbnuts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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