Mokes

Boring. No Frank. I'm not a virgin, unlike you.

Of course it's Russia lol.

Isn't Mom going to court soon too?

Ima goin' ice fishing on Europa when my Doge's start barking.

Steath bomber was kept secret for like 28 years.

The Blue Lives sticker must cause a lot of....

Jesus. I only paid 28k for mine.

Black lives only matter when it's politically helpful.

What's an SR5 going for?

Yeah, I just hauled a ton of stone for the beds and pool area 2 weeks ago. Loaded upbthe back with a ton of sod and dirt from a new planting area I made for the wife. It's fine. We can afford a big ol' truck, but it doesn't make sense to me. This little truck serves me well and I still get laid.

They kinda notched out the tupperware bed for sheets of plywood and crap. On the wheel well section.

My next Taco will be a 6 cyl. Just for highways. Of course, it will be 2030 and we're all gonna be in flying cars.

I can fit that in the bed lol. They even notched out the bed for it. Huzzah!

As future Dictator, you can leave that to me.

I don't own a boat and since we sold the Cape house, I'll never buy a real boat. Maybe just a putt putt for funnin and chillin. Vikings don't surf. No kids. Just my wife and pup. The Taco can tear it up offroad though and that 4cyl is basically bulletproof. If I had kids, I'd grab a Sierra probably.