A pillow for my scrotum

[The Riddler]

This can't be made up. I normally think of a pillow for my head and under my feet but never thought about a pillow for my scrotum.

 

I'm on day 2 after hernia surgery. The doctor made this procedure to sound so simple. Kinda like nip and tuck and good luck. You'll be ok in a couple of days.

 

This morning I started to get a sharp pain, like a groin pull. There was not enough Oxycodone in the max dose that would stop this freight train pain. My scrotum was under attack by a freight train of fluid. I got out of bed, I felt like I was kicked in the sack. I got out of bed pulled my pants down and was horrified at what I saw. My right scrotum sack was under attack and full of fluid. It reminded me of "That's Incredible" show with that aftican dude who had some type of disease that gave him monster balls.

 

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I scrambled to the phone and paged my doctor. I told her of my concerns. She told me to, "increase my pain medication to 2-3 Perks every three hours, take 800 milligrams of Ibuprofern, Ice the scrotum area, and most importantly make a pillow for my scrotum so I can direct the fluid away from my balls." I said back, "Make a pillow for my scrotum?" she said, "as odd as that sounds, yes."

 

OK...I did as directed, I took the medication, I rolled up a towel, I placed the towel under my scrotum, took a 2 hour nap, and I'll be a son of a *****, my scrotum returned to normal.

 

So the moral of the story is, if you have a problem with the scotum because of excess fluid, give it a pillow to elevate it's head, and relax.

[Fishing Goddess]

Best holiday story yet.

 

(hope you're okay)...

[Sudsy]

I know I shouldn't be laughing but...................................

[Otter]

oh man. the internet winces for you. went thru a similar balltastic episode after vasectomy. doc said no heavy lifting when he should of said "dont lift a damn thing". it was all i could do to crawl to the couch and behold the grapefruit between my legs, turning interesting shades of purple. the pillow is news to me. took a week to go down and i live with a permanent dull ache

[DaveS]

When ya have excess fluid in your scrotum just give it a little rub down, works for me

[big country]

try wearing 2-3 pairs of underpants also.. I wear boxer briefs, but I went out and bought two pairs of tighty whiteys to hold the boys in tact after my Vasectomy.

 

I kept ice on the boys all day long for 4-5 days (3 bags of peas in rotation) kept the boys elevated with the bag of peas and wore multiple pairs of undapants for 2-3 weeks.. I feel your pain.. but 800-1000mg of ibuprofin and 1-2 vicodins or perks or oxcodone, etc you should be ok in a year or two.. LOL

 

ICe and undapants.. it works!!

[The Riddler]

I said to myself, if this condition is too remain permanent I might as well make good use out of my new ride.

 

[ScottO]

Oh someday I hope to have a friend, maybe one of you guys, that cares enough for me to carry my scrotum up the ladder to my hut. What love right there.

[The Riddler]

 

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[seadogface]

I always knew you had big balls but I just figured you liked to take risks.

[passiton]

Ouch!

 

I had some serious pain after a vasectomy reversal and needed to imobilize the boys. I was told to wear an athletic supporter and it did help. Good luck!

[digger]

oh man. the internet winces for you. went thru a similar balltastic episode after vasectomy. doc said no heavy lifting when he should of said "dont lift a damn thing". it was all i could do to crawl to the couch and behold the grapefruit between my legs, turning interesting shades of purple. the pillow is news to me. took a week to go down and i live with a permanent dull ache

 

 

That explains a LOT

[Otter]

did he say... reversal?? what did you do to yourself man!

[BranfordJeff]

oh man. the internet winces for you. went thru a similar balltastic episode after vasectomy. doc said no heavy lifting when he should of said "dont lift a damn thing". it was all i could do to crawl to the couch and behold the grapefruit between my legs, turning interesting shades of purple. the pillow is news to me. took a week to go down and i live with a permanent dull ache

 

DAMN! I had mine done on a friday, monday I was climbing rebar! I took the stitches out myself by thursday (in a portajon! )

 

 

the scars fromt he stitches still itch on occasion, that's the only lasting effect.

[The Riddler]

DAMN! I had mine done on a friday, monday I was climbing rebar! I took the stitches out myself by thursday (in a portajon! )

 

That's the truth. A lot of problems are solved on the job in the Portajons.