An Irish Toast

[autonomos]

Here’s to fighting, stealing, cheating, and drinking. 
if you fight, may you fight for a brother.

if you steal, may you steal your lover’s heart.  
if you cheat, may you cheat death. 
And if you drink, may you drink with me. 
 

Happy St. Patrick’s Day  

[HugeDinghy]

The best goodbye too. 

[Sandflee]

When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven!

 

[Sandflee]

May your glass be ever full.
May the roof over your head be always strong.
And may you be in heaven half an hour
Before the devil knows you're dead.

[rockyoutdoors]

May the Sun shine on your face and the beautiful women you love wear fine lace.

May the day never come that you ever meet that scum………..Spaz!

 

[tonymo]

[Slacker]

May the fish be bigger than the holes in your net.

 

 

[Flounder pounder]

[redfishkiller]

1 hour ago, rockyoutdoors said:

May the Sun shine on your face and the beautiful women you love wear fine lace.

May the day never come that you ever meet that scum………..Spaz!

 

Best one yet!

[Mokes]

[JBreese1]

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake?  One less drunk.  Why did god invent whiskey? To keep the Irish from taking over the world.  Jim

[TimS]

Did a shot of Jameson on the fourth tee box at Cream Ridge this afternoon with a stranger to celebrate Whacking Day  Then hit my ball directly into the water  

[splions]

3 hours ago, rockyoutdoors said:

May the Sun shine on your face and the beautiful women you love wear fine lace.

May the day never come that you ever meet that scum………..Spaz!

 

That’s not nice.  

[Firinne]

This one hangs on are house; 

May those who love us, love us. 

And those that don't love us, 

May God turn their hearts.

And if He doesn't turn their hearts, 

May he turn their ankles, 

So we'll know them by their limping. 

 

[HugeDinghy]

15 hours ago, Mokes said:

I’m surprised you admit to it. They’re considered some of the biggest bitches on earth.