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When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven!

 

If you try to change it, you will ruin it. Try to hold it, and you will lose it.

 

Lao Tzu, Tao Te Ching

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May your glass be ever full.
May the roof over your head be always strong.
And may you be in heaven half an hour
Before the devil knows you're dead.

If you try to change it, you will ruin it. Try to hold it, and you will lose it.

 

Lao Tzu, Tao Te Ching

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1 hour ago, rockyoutdoors said:

May the Sun shine on your face and the beautiful women you love wear fine lace.

May the day never come that you ever meet that scum………..Spaz!

 

Best one yet!

how lucky am i

to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard


Shooting a coon in a 60ft tree out of a boat in the dark holding a flashlight can be tricky. ..
 

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Did a shot of Jameson on the fourth tee box at Cream Ridge this afternoon with a stranger to celebrate Whacking Day :beers: Then hit my ball directly into the water :blackeye: 

Show someone how to catch striped bass and they'll be ready to fish anywhere.
Show someone where to go striped bass fishing and you'll have a desperate report chaser with loose lips.

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3 hours ago, rockyoutdoors said:

May the Sun shine on your face and the beautiful women you love wear fine lace.

May the day never come that you ever meet that scum………..Spaz!

 

That’s not nice.  

"A successful man is one who can lay a strong foundation with the bricks thrown at him."- David Brinkley

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