You know you need a haircut when....

[Kings over Queens]

Forget the haircut, what's worse now is I noticed dandruff...from my beard.

 

I'm reduced to using dandruff shampoo on my face.

 

 

[TimS]

33 mins ago, Kings over Queens said:

6 weeks OVERDUE?

 

I start getting antsy at 4 weeks from my last cut, by the 5th week I'm climbing the walls.

 

I text my guy "ok to come for a cut"  and every text is almost 5 weeks spaced, to the day.  

Yes...I'm more than 4 weeks over due now...it'll be closer to 6 by the time she gets to hack through it next Saturday....she's gonna need hedge trimmers  My girl owns the place so it's usually a scheduled appointment a month out....if I miss one...it's weeks out for the next date. And she takes care of me because I always tip her well, especially when I miss an appointment. But being the owner, she's booked solid. And now she went on some kind of fancy vacation for like 2 weeks. So I'm gonna be braiding it before I get in there

 

Maybe I just cancel this appointment and work on bringing back the mullet!  I know Sparky is on board

 

[TimS]

26 mins ago, redfishkiller said:

It's time for a hair cut when I sit on my pony tail, hopefully I have to never get it cut again

Even my high school hippy hair days it never got past my shoulder blades - and I've never put it in a pony tail  Sitting on your pony tail is a whole 'nother level

 

 

[fishinambition]

Been cutting my own since 2011

[littletunnie]

Time for a man bun.

[TimS]

4 mins ago, Kings over Queens said:

Forget the haircut, what's worse now is I noticed dandruff...from my beard.

 

I'm reduced to using dandruff shampoo on my face.

 

 

Ugh...face dander....I don't let me facial hair go more than 3-4 days...at that point it's already annoying the **** outta me  

[Brother Brian]

I comb my hair with a paper towel. I give ZF's.

[Kings over Queens]

4 mins ago, TimS said:

Ugh...face dander....I don't let me facial hair go more than 3-4 days...at that point it's already annoying the **** outta me  

There came a point a couple of weeks into the growth where I almost got up at 2am to shave it, the itching was driving me nuts.  then it stopped.  first time in my life I've had a real beard.  

[TimS]

14 mins ago, littletunnie said:

Time for a man bun.

I'd shoot myself in the face with a 410 before I'd wear a man bun

 

[hhager23]

45 mins ago, redfishkiller said:

It's time for a hair cut when I sit on my pony tail, hopefully I have to never get it cut again

Hell, I just had one in 2019. 

 

One of the best renditions - great guitar duel. 

 

Edited December 12, 2022 by hhager23

[TimS]

8 mins ago, Kings over Queens said:

There came a point a couple of weeks into the growth where I almost got up at 2am to shave it, the itching was driving me nuts.  then it stopped.  first time in my life I've had a real beard.  

Never got there. Longest I went was 2 weeks - it was probably 1/4" long and I couldn't stand it when I tried to sleep...it had to go. I keep thinking life would be easier if I shaved my head and let me face go full EdJ

 

[hobobob]

11 mins ago, Kings over Queens said:

There came a point a couple of weeks into the growth where I almost got up at 2am to shave it, the itching was driving me nuts.  then it stopped.  first time in my life I've had a real beard.  

You have a beard? What happened to baby face KOQ?

[slicedcornbread]

42 mins ago, Ditchbag said:

Hair is very overrated

FIFY   

[Scallywag]

1 hour ago, fishinambition said:

Been cutting my own since 2011

 

[saltfisherman]

Time to change your name to Cousin It.