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What’s the Difference joke thread

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So inspired by the other what’s the difference thread, which was humorous on its own, I decided to start a what’s the difference joke thread. Let’s try to keep it sorta clean and absolutely no racist jokes please!!! Tim, I don’t have any points yet so be kind to me. If anyone is offended, apologies in advance. Remember, they are just jokes. Okay, here come my first points. 
 

What is the difference between a codfish and a lawyer?

 

One is a scum sucking bottom dweller……and the other is a fish. 

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What's the difference between an Phoenix snow plow driver and a Massachusetts Fish and Game officer?

 

One has a government job that includes no responsibilities or task assignments, and the other one drives a snow plow.

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Just now, ermghoti said:

What's the difference between an Phoenix snow plow driver and a Massachusetts Fish and Game officer?

 

One has a government job that includes no responsibilities or task assignments, and the other one drives a snow plow.

:point:

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"Semi-clean," you say?

 

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

 

Nobody ever paid $20 to have a garbanzo bean on them.

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What’s the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?  On the porcupine the pricks are on the outside.  On the BMW the pricks ate on the inside.

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