Lou T Posted July 4, 2022 Report Share Posted July 4, 2022 17 hours ago, chumfish said: Like fresh out of the oven, but not as intense. That lady’s “This Smells Like My Hooha” candle got nothing on my air freshening qualities. In the minds eye, it should be like cartoon birds and butterflies following me in spirals. I think that was mushrooms and not blueberries you were eating... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ditchbag Posted July 4, 2022 Report Share Posted July 4, 2022 This thread stinks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bassmaster Posted July 4, 2022 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2022 4 hours ago, Ditchbag said: This thread stinks! Thanks Ditchbag 1 Plug Ho! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chumfish Posted July 4, 2022 Report Share Posted July 4, 2022 bassmaster 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoorGunner Posted July 5, 2022 Report Share Posted July 5, 2022 Can still remember when I was a kid and farted in the kitchen while mom was cleaning dishes. She turned and looked at me and said, "Smells like something crawled inside you and died." Got a great story about two kids on their bikes who rode through one of my all time greats on a humid evening. Still laugh when I think about it. Jdeadman66 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riggler Posted July 5, 2022 Report Share Posted July 5, 2022 20 mins ago, DoorGunner said: Can still remember when I was a kid and farted in the kitchen while mom was cleaning dishes. She turned and looked at me and said, "Smells like something crawled inside you and died." Got a great story about two kids on their bikes who rode through one of my all time greats on a humid evening. Still laugh when I think about it. Sounds like you may have been a crop duster before a door gunner..... Markushook and PSeggs 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baccigalup Posted July 5, 2022 Report Share Posted July 5, 2022 On 7/3/2022 at 4:01 PM, MartyK said: I was once told the honeymoon is over when you fart in bed. The marriage is over when you fart and force her head under the covers. The sign of a strong commited woman is the one who stays with you even after you do that to her. 37 years and going strong and it never gets old and farts are still funny. ProSkateFisherman, Panzon and PSeggs 3 I'll BE PULLING ON MY ROD - TILL THEY LAY ME IN SOD!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unskunk Posted July 5, 2022 Report Share Posted July 5, 2022 woman don't fart, you know........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bassmaster Posted July 5, 2022 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2022 15 hours ago, chumfish said: I love you Plug Ho! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aneary Posted July 5, 2022 Report Share Posted July 5, 2022 My son ran track in college. Coming home from an away meet, he farts in one of the 2 team vans. Coached pulled over on the highway and made him ride in the other van. That’s my boy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HugeDinghy Posted July 5, 2022 Report Share Posted July 5, 2022 I was in line at dicks on Saturday. Nobody in line so I let one go. As soon as I did a kid and a father come out of nowhere. It was horrible. If I had the ability to be embarrassed I would have been. bassmaster 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unskunk Posted July 5, 2022 Report Share Posted July 5, 2022 this has the potential of being the biggest thread in the forum.............. bassmaster and ProSkateFisherman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jdeadman66 Posted July 5, 2022 Report Share Posted July 5, 2022 I once beefed at the foodstore. As soon as I was at full release an elderly woman comes walking around the corner. I vacate location of beef and walk away down the aisle. Right as I was about to round the corner I turned and looked. She had just entered the beef zone. Her face contorted into one of shock and total disgust. I smiled at my handiwork and walked off unashamed. pops02, ProSkateFisherman, bassmaster and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bass11 Posted July 5, 2022 Report Share Posted July 5, 2022 My Dad would let one rip in crowded scenario and then turn around and stare at my Mom. bassmaster, Jdeadman66, ProSkateFisherman and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jdeadman66 Posted July 5, 2022 Report Share Posted July 5, 2022 Whenever the wife leaves the room for any reason one of the three kids always asks where mommy went. My answer is pooping. Every time. ProSkateFisherman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to register here in order to participate.
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now