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... while not a "Florida-woman story" though she might sure acts like a "Jersey-woman" down in Belmar in summer 1981.

 

Ironically, this took place in a town named Woking and Mrs. Claus did have a full day...

 

Who will be the first to say he'd do her? 

 

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Woman rode motorbike naked, got fingered in the street and punched a blind man

Richard Hartley-Parkinson

Thursday 28 Dec 2017 3:17 pm

 

A woman has been jailed and banned from entering Woking after she punched a blind man and was caught in the middle of a sex act in the street.

 

Natasha Claus, 36, was described as ‘a mess’ by a judge after she turned up to court four hours late to be handed a 13-month prison sentence.

 

The judge revealed that she had also been caught riding through the Surrey town naked on a motorbike, but added that she was not being sentenced for that particular incident.

 

She pleaded guilty outraging public decency after she was caught in the middle of a sex act that Judge Peter Ross said was ‘no doubt for money’.

 

Prosecutor John Upton said she was spotted in Goldsworth Road, Woking, ‘being fingered by a man’ on July 29 this year.

 

A mother with her two children asked her to stop and Claus responded by threatening to punch her.

 

When she was arrested at the scene, police said her jeans were pulled up, but her knickers were in her handbag.


Mr Upton told Guildford Crown Court that she was in the habit of befriending vulnerable men then taking advantage of them.

 

Trouble flared when one of those men was threatened with being kicked out of his flat by the local council because of her anti-social behaviour.

 

They argued and Claus attacked him. Because he was registered blind, he couldn’t tell if it was with her palm or fist.

 

When being arrested for the attack, she assaulted two police officers calling one of them a ‘P**i c**t’.

 

Defence barrister Timothy Leete said that she was addicted to inhaling butane gas, leading Judge Moss to tell her ‘your life is a mess.’

 

The judge added: ‘Any assault on a vulnerable person is very serious indeed, as is any attack on the police officers who we have a moral obligation to protect.’

 

The judge also made reference to a further indecent incident, saying: ‘I had the impression there was some reference to her riding around on a motorbike with no clothes on, but that has nothing to do with the charges today.’

 

He told her: ‘You are a mess. Your life is a mess. I spoke to your son earlier and it is a testament to something in your son’s life that he’s never been to court and finds this whole situation awful.

 

‘I have made a criminal behaviour order against you, restricting your movements and behaviour.’

 

She was jailed for three months for the assault on the blind man, and two months for each attack on the police officer, two months for being racist to one of the officers, one month for outraging public decency and another month for abusing the woman who asked her to stop the sex act.

 

She was also jailed for four months for breaching a suspended jail sentence.

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8 mins ago, flyangler said:

... while not a "Florida-woman story" though she might sure acts like a "Jersey-woman" down in Belmar in summer 1981.

 

Ironically, this took place in a town named Woking and Mrs. Claus did have a full day...

 

Who will be the first to say he'd do her? 

 

 

You write like a real dumb ass. Go buy a copy of "Hooked on Phonics". 

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Just now, Terry Mac said:

You write like a real dumb ass. Go buy a copy of "Hooked on Phonics". 

OK Karen

 

Why don't you complain that the story is four years old while you are at it? 

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7 mins ago, flyangler said:

Why don't you complain that the story is four years old while you are at it? 

Don't steal my material.  :)

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