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Ruminating during the AM stroll......do women become more.......well...."difficult" as they age, or do men just start to comprehend  the "truth" more during the Golden Years, and are more inclined to dare to comment on it?

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I don't know about anyone else but I have found that as I get older my "Edit Button" seems to be working less and less these days!!! Things I use to just let slide or ignore I end up calling "BS" on which usually ends with me on the Couch with my pup for a couple days... LOL... 

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1 hour ago, newcut said:

Ruminating during the AM stroll......do women become more.......well...."difficult" as they age, or do men just start to comprehend  the "truth" more during the Golden Years, and are more inclined to dare to comment on it?

Just tell her the dress does not make her butt look big.  Everyone's happy. :)

 

 

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1 hour ago, ermghoti said:

The hell does this have to do with Massachusetts fishing?

Well here is a example: (timeline)

5:30PM - Home from work (me)

             - Wife & Kids on the Couch

5:45 PM - Fire off Grill & Cook Dinner (me)

               - Wife & Kids on the Couch

6:30 PM - Eat dinner & Tell Wife I'm hitting the Beach this evening after everyone is in bed

6:30 PM-7:00 PM - Silent Treatment during dinner

7:00 PM Go Out to Play with Kids 

              - Wife Back on Couch

8:00 PM - 9:00 PM - Hang with Kids watch Movie/TV

              -  Wife on Couch          

9:30 PM - Put Kids to bed (Who are also pissed because they can't come fishing with me)

              - Wife on Couch

9:45 PM - Try to leave to go Fishing

9:45.5 PM - 10:00 PM - Wife pissed because she now has to "Deal with the Kids" (who are in bed) and is exhausted because she has been going "Non-Stop" ALL DAY! (refer to time period from 5:30-9:30) 

10:00 PM - My "Edit Button" gets stuck and politely remind her she has done ABSOLUTELY Nothing for the past 4 hours! 

10:01 PM - Roll Out of Driveway

2:00  AM - Return home and Hit the couch with the pup...

2 Days Later - Return to the Big Bed! 

 

 

 

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I think both men and women become more difficult, we are set in our ways, have beliefs and experiences that cannot be questioned and if we have any smarts we have learned over the years. Thats where womens lose it, they don't seem to change much, same thought process at 20 and at 40 and at 60. I wish you luck.

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10 mins ago, Blurple928 said:

Well here is a example: (timeline)

5:30PM - Home from work (me)

             - Wife & Kids on the Couch

5:45 PM - Fire off Grill & Cook Dinner (me)

               - Wife & Kids on the Couch

6:30 PM - Eat dinner & Tell Wife I'm hitting the Beach this evening after everyone is in bed

6:30 PM-7:00 PM - Silent Treatment during dinner

7:00 PM Go Out to Play with Kids 

              - Wife Back on Couch

8:00 PM - 9:00 PM - Hang with Kids watch Movie/TV

              -  Wife on Couch          

9:30 PM - Put Kids to bed (Who are also pissed because they can't come fishing with me)

              - Wife on Couch

9:45 PM - Try to leave to go Fishing

9:45.5 PM - 10:00 PM - Wife pissed because she now has to "Deal with the Kids" (who are in bed) and is exhausted because she has been going "Non-Stop" ALL DAY! (refer to time period from 5:30-9:30) 

10:00 PM - My "Edit Button" gets stuck and politely remind her she has done ABSOLUTELY Nothing for the past 4 hours! 

10:01 PM - Roll Out of Driveway

2:00  AM - Return home and Hit the couch with the pup...

2 Days Later - Return to the Big Bed! 

 

 

 

Your wife is broken. Round them all up!

Edited by VitaminDee

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59 mins ago, Blurple928 said:

Well here is a example: (timeline)

5:30PM - Home from work (me)

             - Wife & Kids on the Couch

5:45 PM - Fire off Grill & Cook Dinner (me)

               - Wife & Kids on the Couch

6:30 PM - Eat dinner & Tell Wife I'm hitting the Beach this evening after everyone is in bed

6:30 PM-7:00 PM - Silent Treatment during dinner

7:00 PM Go Out to Play with Kids 

              - Wife Back on Couch

8:00 PM - 9:00 PM - Hang with Kids watch Movie/TV

              -  Wife on Couch          

9:30 PM - Put Kids to bed (Who are also pissed because they can't come fishing with me)

              - Wife on Couch

9:45 PM - Try to leave to go Fishing

9:45.5 PM - 10:00 PM - Wife pissed because she now has to "Deal with the Kids" (who are in bed) and is exhausted because she has been going "Non-Stop" ALL DAY! (refer to time period from 5:30-9:30) 

10:00 PM - My "Edit Button" gets stuck and politely remind her she has done ABSOLUTELY Nothing for the past 4 hours! 

10:01 PM - Roll Out of Driveway

2:00  AM - Return home and Hit the couch with the pup...

2 Days Later - Return to the Big Bed! 

 

 

 

Sounds like your wife has been getting a little too cozy with your couch.  It may be time to look into new furniture.  Try Jordans or Bobs.

Edited by danny_a

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2 hours ago, VitaminDee said:

Your wife is broken. Round them all up!

Needs redesign or at the very least some maintenance. 

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