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The Limerick thread

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25 mins ago, fishhappy said:

How about some good old fashioned Limericks. 
Rules are simple join in to complete the Lymric.

 

I’ll start. 
 

 

There once was a man named Matt Gaetz

Who was bat chit crazy I betz

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There once was a douhebag named Frank

I'd like to make him walk the plank

He thinks he's so smart

But his brains are a shart

I hope he gets killed by a tank

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21 mins ago, Belmo said:

There once was a douhebag named Frank

I'd like to make him walk the plank

He thinks he's so smart

But his brains are a shart

I hope he gets killed by a tank

 

There once was a douhebag named Frank

Whose thoughts and ideas really stank

He thinks he's so smart 

His ideas come across like a rancid fart

And blows reality right off the chart

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1 min ago, fish'nmagician said:

dice man poems are cutting edge stuff.

Ok, what do you have. We started out with 

There once was a man named Matt Gaetz, or There once was a congressman Gaetz.

 

Some folks do there own thing, and that's good to. Nobody has to play follow the leader. Give us a limerick.

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