a turkey day JOKE for you turkeys

[Bass Ackwards]

It was Christmas Eve. A woman came home to her husband after a day of busy shopping. Later on that night when she was getting undressed for bed, he noticed a mark on the inside of her legs. "What is that?" he asked. She said, "I visited the tattoo parlor today. On the inside of one leg I had them tattoo 'Merry Christmas,' and on the inside of the other one they tattooed 'Happy New Year.'" Perplexed, he asked, "Why did you do that?" "Well," she replied, "now you can't complain that there's never anything to eat between Christmas and New Years!"

[Jimichanga]

I liked the turkey and shrimp one better.

[MarkG]

A meaningful 7.67

[R.R. Bridge Fisher]

Need pictures of the woman to give final score

Edited November 27, 2020 by R.R. Bridge Fisher

[2mcfisher48]

4 mins ago, R.R. Bridge Fisher said:

Need pictures of the woman to give final score

[Bass Ackwards]

36 mins ago, 2mcfisher48 said:

Bridge Fisher's Turkey day desert.

[MarkG]

I guess Cn’R imploded as the silence is deafening.... any intel? Return ETA?

...asking for several stalkers, a well known gastroenterologist friend and multiple curmudgeon haters 

Edited November 27, 2020 by MarkG

[CATCHnRELEASE]

CnR will never implode as you have exploded with stupidity and ignorance stalker.

I mean, the explosion keeps on giving.

Turkey stalker.

BTW, where did you you get  that .67......from?

Just shows what a corny ass stalker you are.

 

Edited November 27, 2020 by CATCHnRELEASE

[R.R. Bridge Fisher]

11 hours ago, 2mcfisher48 said:

Glad I finished my turkey sandwich before I checked in.

 

 

[Bass Ackwards]

2 hours ago, CATCHnRELEASE said:

CnR will never implode as you have exploded with stupidity and ignorance stalker.

I mean, the explosion keeps on giving.

Turkey stalker.

BTW, where did you you get  that .67......from?

Just shows what a corny ass stalker you are.

 

Put your glasses on you old fart, that was 7.67