Bass Ackwards

one arkansas JOKE...just one and it sucks

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How do you know when your staying in an Arkansas hotel?
When you call the front desk and say, "I've gotta leak in my sink," and the person at the
front desk says, "Go ahead!"

 

You might be a redneck if. . .

You think harass is two words.
You consider fast food hitting a deer at 65 MPH.
Every day someone comes to your house mistakingly thinking your having a yard sale.
Fifth grade was the best six years of your life.
You have more dogs than the local shelter.
You consistantly receive credit card offers with a limit of $1.25.
Your postman puts rubber gloves on when the red flag is up on your mailbox.

 

 

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4 mins ago, MarkG said:

5th grade IS 6 years

when you count kindergarten...

“count” being the operative word. 
so ya’all from Arkansas?

You must be from Arkansas, he spent 6 years in 5th grade you idgit. :dismay:

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3 hours ago, Bass Ackwards said:

How do you know when your staying in an Arkansas hotel?
When you call the front desk and say, "I've gotta leak in my sink," and the person at the
front desk says, "Go ahead!"

 

You might be a redneck if. . .

You think harass is two words.
You consider fast food hitting a deer at 65 MPH.
Every day someone comes to your house mistakingly thinking your having a yard sale.
Fifth grade was the best six years of your life.
You have more dogs than the local shelter.
You consistantly receive credit card offers with a limit of $1.25.
Your postman puts rubber gloves on when the red flag is up on your mailbox.

 

 

Are you awake now because....boooooo!

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4 hours ago, Bass Ackwards said:

You must be from Arkansas, he spent 6 years in 5th grade you idgit. :dismay:

No... NY/NJ.... could be construed to be similar 

misread the sentence... at least my math was spot on. 

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5 mins ago, jimmy z said:

Making others laugh, or at least trying is a good thing to do in tough times. :howdy:

Life has handed me a chit load of problems and I try to laugh them away. Crying about them won't change a damn thing, just make others around you not want to be around you.

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10 mins ago, Bass Ackwards said:

Life has handed me a chit load of problems and I try to laugh them away. Crying about them won't change a damn thing, just make others around you not want to be around you.

:th:

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2 hours ago, Bass Ackwards said:

Life has handed me a chit load of problems and I try to laugh them away. Crying about them won't change a damn thing, just make others around you not want to be around you.

A for attitude :howdy:

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13 hours ago, Bass Ackwards said:

Life has handed me a chit load of problems and I try to laugh them away. Crying about them won't change a damn thing, just make others around you not want to be around you.

yea, well, your jokes make me want to block you! :p

 

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4 mins ago, redfishkiller said:

yea, well, your jokes make me want to block you! :p

 

Don't blame me if you're a redneck blockhead and don't head my warnings. I boldly said this JOKE sucks butt nooooooo, you had to read it. Thatal learn ya. :point:

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