Bass Ackwards Posted October 7, 2020 Report Share Posted October 7, 2020 The Pope had just finished a tour of the East Coast and was taking a limousine to the airport. Having never driven a limo, he asked the chauffeur if he could drive for awhile. Well, the chauffeur didn't have much of a choice, so the chauffeur climbs in the back of the limo and the Pope takes the wheel. The Pope proceeds to hop on Route 95 and starts accelerating to see what the limo could do. He gets to about 90 miles per hour and, WHAM, there are the blue lights of our friendly State Police in his mirror. He pulls over and the trooper comes to his window. Seeing who it was the trooper says "just a moment please I need to call in." The trooper radio's in and asks for the chief. He tells the chief "I've got a REALLY important person pulled over and I need to know what to do." The chief replies "Who is it, not Ted again ?" The trooper says,"No, even more important." The chief replies, "It's the Governor, is it?" The trooper replies "No, even more important." "It's isn't the President is it?" "No, more important", replies the trooper. "Well WHO the HECK is it!", screams the chief. "I don't know" says the trooper. "But he's got the Pope as a chauffeur!" cartopper, Dave588, Ditchbag and 3 others 6 fishinambition Posted June 30 ·After a decade and a half of trolling and disrupting the website, frank's finally fed up with Tim's bull**** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cartopper Posted October 7, 2020 Report Share Posted October 7, 2020 Amen! That would be God! "Starving dogs begging for scraps. The big picture is not important as long as we can get our scraps." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkG Posted October 7, 2020 Report Share Posted October 7, 2020 5.9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bass Ackwards Posted October 7, 2020 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2020 Do I hear 6.1 fishinambition Posted June 30 ·After a decade and a half of trolling and disrupting the website, frank's finally fed up with Tim's bull**** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reel Deely Posted October 7, 2020 Report Share Posted October 7, 2020 7.5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted October 7, 2020 Report Share Posted October 7, 2020 Finally, I give a "Depend not on fortune, but on conduct." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bwstriper44 Posted October 7, 2020 Report Share Posted October 7, 2020 One of your better jokes. I’d give it a solid B+ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bass Ackwards Posted October 7, 2020 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2020 14 mins ago, Mike said: Finally, I give a No one asked you. fishinambition Posted June 30 ·After a decade and a half of trolling and disrupting the website, frank's finally fed up with Tim's bull**** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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