zybathegeek

382% increase in Biden's poll numbers.

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What a difference a holiday weekend makes, Trump gets stony faced at Mt Rushmore, and Biden demonstrates his cognitive prowess at Old McDonalds.

 

Soooeeee Joe, sooooeeee!

 

If you get the reins of a bolter, that snout of yours will soon be sniffing again at the trough.

 

 

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Biden Proves Healthy Cognition By Flawlessly Reciting All The Sounds Animals Can Make

 
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WILMINGTON, DE—With citizens and media figures questioning Joe Biden's mental fitness to become president, Biden took to the internet yesterday to shut down the naysayers once and for all. On a live video from his basement, Biden held up a Fisher-Price See 'n Say and flawlessly recited all the sounds animals can make. 

 

"My memory cognitives are per-perfect, they're perfect," Biden insisted. "If my brain is no anymore not work, could I do this?"

 

Biden then began to go through all the common farm animals and the sounds they make, starting with "cow," which says "moo." He got into a little trouble with the chicken, which he thought said "quack," but after some help from his live-in nurse, he got back on track.

 

After reciting all the animal sounds almost perfectly, Biden smiled smugly, dropped the mic, and cut the feed. 

 

After the video, CNN praised Biden's performance and reported an immediate 382% increase in Biden's poll numbers. 

 

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17 mins ago, zybathegeek said:

 

What a difference a holiday weekend makes, Trump gets stony faced at Mt Rushmore, and Biden demonstrates his cognitive prowess at Old McDonalds.

 

Soooeeee Joe, sooooeeee!

 

If you get the reins of a bolter, that snout of yours will soon be sniffing again at the trough.

 

 

 

See and Say is not his strong point. Try Scratch and Sniff...

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4 hours ago, chomper said:

Absurd as that sounds it is very close to believable. Although, I'm sure he would have mixed up goat and sheep in real time.

You mean it's not true :wee:

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