Tharsheblows Posted February 27, 2020 Report Share Posted February 27, 2020 (edited) Firstly....Let me acknowledge the sheer mountainous avalanche of PMs I have received from countless members of the SOL community....expressing their collective heart-felt concerns & troublesome worries about both the whereabouts & health of Moocks ( Dave)... Due to the recent Corona Virus outbreak...there have been a LOT of Speculative theories & unsubstantiated sighting of Moocks ( Dave)... I'm here to Joyfully allay those concerns about Moocks ( Dave)...& announce that Moocks ( Dave) is alive & Well...in the context of "How alive & Well"....can a Grumpy Old Bastard be????!!.. It seems that Moocks ( Dave)...being the penny pinching SOB he is....used a GroupOn Coupon for a Greyhound Bus Trip to Tijuana, Mexico... Being the "Big Spender"...that Moocks ( Dave) is....he decided to sample a 100 Pesos All You Can Eat Taco street food cart cuisine..( The word "Cuisine" ) used liberally !!!!... WELL!!!!.....After gorging himself on countless tacos with Extra Chilies & Hot Sauce much like a Starving Blue Whale on acres & acres of Krill .....Moocks ( Dave)....hours later....found himself at a Tijuana walk in free clinic....Surrounded by drug addicts....drunkards....and ...street corner prostitutes...Moocks ( Dave)...felt right at home!!!... Moocks ( Dave) after exhaustive & Extensive Tests....Basically told to "Bend Over & Cough"....he was diagnosed with a case of "Severe Street Cart Taco Explosive Diarrhea" ..... Moocks ( Dave)....has returned home...& is resting comfortably...staying within 10 feet of the toilet... Moocks ( Dave)....Thanks ALL that have expressed their collective concerns & suggested in lieu of Well Wishes cards....Jumbo Packages of Kilted Charmin Toilet Paper would be Most Appreciated!!!... Edited February 27, 2020 by Tharsheblows Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
telecronista Posted February 27, 2020 Report Share Posted February 27, 2020 Colon broom 'If the ocean was whiskey and I was a duck, I'd swim to the bottom and never come up.' Chuck Ragan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stewie Posted February 27, 2020 Report Share Posted February 27, 2020 Feel better Dave. We miss you on this coast! .........Elvis lives....2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linesideslayer Posted March 5, 2020 Report Share Posted March 5, 2020 (edited) Tharsheblows is aptly named here on SOL, blow hard he does...pun intended, but not from experience. Wish I had his kind of free time! Tharsheblow, what is it you do for money, you looking to hire anybody? Need a new Job, the one I am in, well tharsheblows. Edited March 5, 2020 by Linesideslayer Tbird650 and D_L 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moocks Posted March 5, 2020 Report Share Posted March 5, 2020 If your good at blowing up Japanese latex dolls he might hire you..... He tends to over inflate them Two things in life I love. Fishing, and looking at the wives pictures on the milk Carton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linesideslayer Posted March 6, 2020 Report Share Posted March 6, 2020 On 3/4/2020 at 9:00 PM, moocks said: If your good at blowing up Japanese latex dolls he might hire you..... He tends to over inflate them Nah I am only good at blowing $$. Plus I prefer the solid body dolls, they are a little more pricey, realistic, don't spring leaks and although being way heavier would be a disadvantage, normally, since I have to dead lift them every time I want to go to a different position, I feel the cost is off set from paying a gym membership every month for years to do the same! D_L and Tbird650 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inclinejj Posted March 8, 2020 Report Share Posted March 8, 2020 I only met him a couple of times. You heathens need to have respect for your elders. We all will be there one day. Davis Moocks your A ok in my book. But that was pretty funny! (*member formerly known as 'fishinraiders') Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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