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Tharsheblows

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Firstly....Let me acknowledge the sheer mountainous avalanche of PMs I have received from  countless members of the SOL community....expressing their collective heart-felt concerns & troublesome worries about both the whereabouts & health of  Moocks ( Dave)...

 

  Due to the recent Corona Virus outbreak...there have been a LOT of Speculative theories & unsubstantiated sighting of Moocks ( Dave)... 

 

 I'm here to Joyfully allay those concerns about Moocks ( Dave)...& announce that Moocks ( Dave) is alive & Well...in the context of "How alive & Well"....can a Grumpy Old Bastard be????!!..

 

 It seems that Moocks ( Dave)...being the penny pinching SOB he is....used a GroupOn Coupon for a Greyhound Bus Trip to Tijuana, Mexico...

 Being the "Big Spender"...that Moocks ( Dave) is....he decided to sample a 100 Pesos  All You Can Eat Taco street food cart cuisine..( The word "Cuisine" ) used liberally !!!!...

 WELL!!!!.....After gorging himself on countless tacos with Extra Chilies & Hot Sauce much like a Starving Blue Whale on acres & acres of Krill .....Moocks ( Dave)....hours later....found himself at a Tijuana walk in free clinic....Surrounded by  drug addicts....drunkards....and ...street corner prostitutes...Moocks ( Dave)...felt right at home!!!...

Moocks ( Dave) after exhaustive & Extensive Tests....Basically told to "Bend Over & Cough"....he was diagnosed with a case of  "Severe Street Cart Taco Explosive Diarrhea" .....

 Moocks ( Dave)....has returned home...& is resting comfortably...staying within 10 feet of the toilet...

 Moocks ( Dave)....Thanks ALL that have expressed their collective concerns & suggested in lieu of Well Wishes cards....Jumbo Packages of Kilted Charmin Toilet Paper would be Most Appreciated!!!... 

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Tharsheblows is aptly named here on SOL, blow hard he does...pun intended, but not from experience. Wish I had his kind of free time! Tharsheblow, what is it you do for money, you looking to hire anybody? Need a new Job, the one I am in, well tharsheblows.

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On 3/4/2020 at 9:00 PM, moocks said:

If your good at blowing up Japanese latex dolls he might hire you..... He tends to over inflate them

Nah I am only good at blowing $$. Plus I prefer the solid body dolls, they are a little more pricey, realistic, don't spring leaks and although being way heavier would be a disadvantage, normally, since I have to dead lift them every time I want to go to a different position, I feel the cost is off set from paying a gym membership every month for years to do the same! 

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I only met him a couple of times. You heathens need to have respect for your elders. We all will be there one day. Davis Moocks your A ok in my book. But that was pretty funny!

(*member formerly known as 'fishinraiders')

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