chessie_yaker Posted December 30, 2019 Report Share Posted December 30, 2019 A Jiffy is an actual unit of time. 1 jiffy = 33.4 picoseconds = 1/1,000,000,000,000th of a second Jettyhound, oax and Markushook 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeMc Posted December 30, 2019 Report Share Posted December 30, 2019 5 mins ago, chessie_yaker said: Otto Frederick Rohwedder invented the first automatic bread slicing machine. My sister bought me a bread slicer for Christmas. It's on back order. You should have seen me trying to slice two loaves of bread Christmas day with a 5 inch knife. Who doesn't have a freaking bread knife in their house? I knew I should have brought mine with me. lol PCstriper 1 You know it must be a penguin bound down if you hear that terrible screaming and there ain't no other birds around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chessie_yaker Posted December 30, 2019 Report Share Posted December 30, 2019 1 min ago, MikeMc said: My sister bought me a bread slicer for Christmas. It's on back order. You should have seen me trying to slice two loaves of bread Christmas day with a 5 inch knife. Who doesn't have a freaking bread knife in their house? I knew I should have brought mine with me. lol I feel your pain. The lady and I went out to Outback the other night and I was tasked with slicing the pumpernickel with that sorry excuse for a child safe steak knife. What steak house uses child safe steak knives?!?! If not for the honey butter I would have thrown the bread and knife across the bar. But post the bread slicer in action when that thing comes in! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chessie_yaker Posted December 30, 2019 Report Share Posted December 30, 2019 If a tree falls while a bear is taking a shat, both make a sound Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jettyhound Posted December 30, 2019 Report Share Posted December 30, 2019 Tiger fur and skin are both striped. "If you want to consider what 'social security' does for and to people, look at the American Indian." -Henry Ford "If I could live my life over, I'd live it over Giglio's B&T." -Bud E. Brown Four boxes keep us free: the soap box, the ballot box, the jury box, and the cartridge box. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandflee Posted December 30, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 30, 2019 polar bear skin is black If you try to change it, you will ruin it. Try to hold it, and you will lose it. Lao Tzu, Tao Te Ching Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GetDaGaff Posted December 30, 2019 Report Share Posted December 30, 2019 1 hour ago, MikeMc said: My sister bought me a bread slicer for Christmas. It's on back order. You should have seen me trying to slice two loaves of bread Christmas day with a 5 inch knife. Who doesn't have a freaking bread knife in their house? I knew I should have brought mine with me. lol I make this bread all the time and you need a good knife to cut it. Most people don't have a good bread knife. Slaptail 1 If you think health care is expensive now, wait until it's free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FishermanTim Posted December 30, 2019 Report Share Posted December 30, 2019 16 hours ago, Seal said: Snails have 14,000 teeth. And they look like a row of staples, and move up and down while they slice thru whatever they are eating. I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FishermanTim Posted December 30, 2019 Report Share Posted December 30, 2019 Elephants are actually afraid of mice. I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandflee Posted December 30, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 30, 2019 An albatross spend the first 5-10 years of its life out to sea If you try to change it, you will ruin it. Try to hold it, and you will lose it. Lao Tzu, Tao Te Ching Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redfishkiller Posted December 30, 2019 Report Share Posted December 30, 2019 4 hours ago, DoorGunner said: A woodpeckers tongue is almost as long as it's body and wraps around it's brain to act as a shock absorber.. I dated that girl.... PatchyFog and PCstriper 2 how lucky am i to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard Shooting a coon in a 60ft tree out of a boat in the dark holding a flashlight can be tricky. .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redfishkiller Posted December 30, 2019 Report Share Posted December 30, 2019 4 hours ago, DoorGunner said: Snapping turtles don't hibernate. If the water freezes over they just lay on the bottom and are able to absorb oxygen through their arsehole. like a coastie!!! woowoo2 1 how lucky am i to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard Shooting a coon in a 60ft tree out of a boat in the dark holding a flashlight can be tricky. .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redfishkiller Posted December 30, 2019 Report Share Posted December 30, 2019 2 hours ago, MikeMc said: My sister bought me a bread slicer for Christmas. It's on back order. You should have seen me trying to slice two loaves of bread Christmas day with a 5 inch knife. Who doesn't have a freaking bread knife in their house? I knew I should have brought mine with me. lol been there .... how lucky am i to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard Shooting a coon in a 60ft tree out of a boat in the dark holding a flashlight can be tricky. .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redfishkiller Posted December 30, 2019 Report Share Posted December 30, 2019 1 hour ago, GetDaGaff said: I make this bread all the time and you need a good knife to cut it. Most people don't have a good bread knife. oh damn ,recipe? please how lucky am i to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard Shooting a coon in a 60ft tree out of a boat in the dark holding a flashlight can be tricky. .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoorGunner Posted December 30, 2019 Report Share Posted December 30, 2019 3 mins ago, redfishkiller said: Just like me. Fify Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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