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5 mins ago, chessie_yaker said:

Otto Frederick Rohwedder invented the first automatic bread slicing machine. 

 

My sister bought me a bread slicer for Christmas. It's on back order. :( 

You should have seen me trying to slice two loaves of bread Christmas day with a 5 inch knife. Who doesn't have a freaking bread knife in their house? :squid: I knew I should have brought mine with me. lol

You know it must be a penguin bound down if you hear that terrible screaming and there ain't no other birds around. 

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1 min ago, MikeMc said:

 

My sister bought me a bread slicer for Christmas. It's on back order. :( 

You should have seen me trying to slice two loaves of bread Christmas day with a 5 inch knife. Who doesn't have a freaking bread knife in their house? :squid: I knew I should have brought mine with me. lol

I feel your pain. The lady and I went out to Outback the other night and I was tasked with slicing the pumpernickel with that sorry excuse for a child safe steak knife. What steak house uses child safe steak knives?!?! :mad:If not for the honey butter I would have thrown the bread and knife across the bar. But post the bread slicer in action when that thing comes in! 

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1 hour ago, MikeMc said:

 

My sister bought me a bread slicer for Christmas. It's on back order. :( 

You should have seen me trying to slice two loaves of bread Christmas day with a 5 inch knife. Who doesn't have a freaking bread knife in their house? :squid: I knew I should have brought mine with me. lol

I make this bread all the time and you need a good knife to cut it. Most people don't have a good bread knife.

bread.jpg.aae09c210e225544faaecbe10f98e567.jpg

 

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until it's free.
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4 hours ago, DoorGunner said:

A woodpeckers tongue is almost as long as it's body and wraps around it's brain to act as a shock absorber.. 

I dated that girl....

how lucky am i

to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard


Shooting a coon in a 60ft tree out of a boat in the dark holding a flashlight can be tricky. ..
 

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4 hours ago, DoorGunner said:

Snapping turtles don't hibernate. If the water freezes over they just lay on the bottom and are able to absorb oxygen through their arsehole.   

like a coastie!!!

how lucky am i

to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard


Shooting a coon in a 60ft tree out of a boat in the dark holding a flashlight can be tricky. ..
 

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2 hours ago, MikeMc said:

 

My sister bought me a bread slicer for Christmas. It's on back order. :( 

You should have seen me trying to slice two loaves of bread Christmas day with a 5 inch knife. Who doesn't have a freaking bread knife in their house? :squid: I knew I should have brought mine with me. lol

been there ....

how lucky am i

to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard


Shooting a coon in a 60ft tree out of a boat in the dark holding a flashlight can be tricky. ..
 

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1 hour ago, GetDaGaff said:

I make this bread all the time and you need a good knife to cut it. Most people don't have a good bread knife.

bread.jpg.aae09c210e225544faaecbe10f98e567.jpg

 

oh damn ,recipe? 

please

how lucky am i

to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard


Shooting a coon in a 60ft tree out of a boat in the dark holding a flashlight can be tricky. ..
 

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