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LONDON (The Borowitz Report)—Across the United Kingdom on Friday, Britons mourned their long-cherished right to claim that Americans were significantly dumber than they are.

Luxuriating in the superiority of their intellect over Americans’ has long been a favorite pastime in Britain, surpassing in popularity such games as cricket, darts, and snooker.

But, according to Alistair Dorrinson, a pub owner in North London, British voters have done irreparable damage to the “most enjoyable sport this nation has ever known: namely, treating Americans like idiots.”

“When our countrymen cast their votes yesterday, they didn’t realize they were destroying the most precious leisure activity this nation has ever known,” he said. “Wankers.”

In the face of this startling display of national idiocy, Dorrinson still mustered some of the resilience for which the British people are known. “This is a dark day,” he said. “But I hold out hope that, come November, Americans could become dumber than us once more.”

 

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2 mins ago, ken r said:

In summary, you're a two time loser, about to be a third. :read:

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1 min ago, nalu22 said:

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It's funny that Brits highnose us Yanks. Cause my minds image of a typical Brit is a pudgy guy drinking warm beer and sloppin chitty tasting stews day in and day out.......with lots of barnacles he calls teeth.

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4 mins ago, fishinambition said:

Haha, we kept these clowns from speaking german, but im afraid they'll be speaking arabic instead.

Brits are bigger surrender monkeys than the French. 

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The Brits were smart enough to not vote in an anti Semitic communist, so they are still smarter than the US democrats.

 

you can take solace in that cruise around 

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2 mins ago, nalu22 said:

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Corbyn, total anti semite, muslim apologist, and socialist.  Out of a job.  But he can go on the dole right?

 

The takeaway, from this thread anyway.  Remember this:

In the last century (150 years) a wave of socialism rolled around the globe.  A step up (down) from agrarian feudalism, but much the same.  The "state" replaced the "earl", or the king.  With one big exception.  The state amassed more power than any czar or Chairman or Patrón could before.

They killed millions and millions and millions.  They starved millions and millions.  They neglected the survivors, and created 150 years of ignorant, mind numbed idiots, scared of their own shadows.

 

AND.  If you do not support this movement, if you do not pledge alliance to them?  After what they have done?

 

 

You are dumb.

 

 

Hey @icarussound, you sill pledging your allegiance to that Warren woman?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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29 mins ago, icarussound said:

LONDON (The Borowitz Report)—Across the United Kingdom on Friday, Britons mourned their long-cherished right to claim that Americans were significantly dumber than they are.

Luxuriating in the superiority of their intellect over Americans’ has long been a favorite pastime in Britain, surpassing in popularity such games as cricket, darts, and snooker.

But, according to Alistair Dorrinson, a pub owner in North London, British voters have done irreparable damage to the “most enjoyable sport this nation has ever known: namely, treating Americans like idiots.”

“When our countrymen cast their votes yesterday, they didn’t realize they were destroying the most precious leisure activity this nation has ever known,” he said. “Wankers.”

In the face of this startling display of national idiocy, Dorrinson still mustered some of the resilience for which the British people are known. “This is a dark day,” he said. “But I hold out hope that, come November, Americans could become dumber than us once more.”

 

Good one Jeeves 

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They were the most empirical country ever in recorded history. Most of  the countries they were in as close as in the 1900’s are ****holes now. They raped India, China, the Middle East, Africa, South America, and still have a financial chokehold on some of their neighbors...........but we Americans are the bad guys?

 

Not really though. That was no different than interviewing a Clinton supporter the night Hellary lost. 

The above article is fake news.

Look at their election results. It’s the proof that they are just like us. They voted for a MEGA platform.

Make England Great Again.

 

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34 mins ago, icarussound said:

LONDON (The Borowitz Report)—Across the United Kingdom on Friday, Britons mourned their long-cherished right to claim that Americans were significantly dumber than they are.

Luxuriating in the superiority of their intellect over Americans’ has long been a favorite pastime in Britain, surpassing in popularity such games as cricket, darts, and snooker.

But, according to Alistair Dorrinson, a pub owner in North London, British voters have done irreparable damage to the “most enjoyable sport this nation has ever known: namely, treating Americans like idiots.”

“When our countrymen cast their votes yesterday, they didn’t realize they were destroying the most precious leisure activity this nation has ever known,” he said. “Wankers.”

In the face of this startling display of national idiocy, Dorrinson still mustered some of the resilience for which the British people are known. “This is a dark day,” he said. “But I hold out hope that, come November, Americans could become dumber than us once more.”

 

Get the F out.  Sincerely.  You don't belong here.

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39 mins ago, icarussound said:

LONDON (The Borowitz Report)—Across the United Kingdom on Friday, Britons mourned their long-cherished right to claim that Americans were significantly dumber than they are.

Luxuriating in the superiority of their intellect over Americans’ has long been a favorite pastime in Britain, surpassing in popularity such games as cricket, darts, and snooker.

But, according to Alistair Dorrinson, a pub owner in North London, British voters have done irreparable damage to the “most enjoyable sport this nation has ever known: namely, treating Americans like idiots.”

“When our countrymen cast their votes yesterday, they didn’t realize they were destroying the most precious leisure activity this nation has ever known,” he said. “Wankers.”

In the face of this startling display of national idiocy, Dorrinson still mustered some of the resilience for which the British people are known. “This is a dark day,” he said. “But I hold out hope that, come November, Americans could become dumber than us once more.”

 

Yep.  Brits look down their noses at us.  Keep on keeping on limey

 

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British Liberals?

 

Yeah, **** them.

 

Seriously, who in the hell could give half a bloody **** what British Liberals have to say about anything?

 

 

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