CharlieK

Joke..... has to be better than any Bass Akwards put up.

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Guy goes into a whorehouse and asks for the biggest, blackest girl they have. Clerk says are you sure cause we have plenty of very beautiful ladies here. Guys says nope just the biggest, blackest one you got.

He pays the fee and is told to go to room 7 and that will be Maisy. He goes in and sees exactly what he was looking for and tells Maisy to strip and sit on the end of the bed. He stares and stares and moves from side to side just staring so Maisy say come on your time is going to run out, are we doing it or not. He says no we’re not doin anything, I just painted my house brown and I wanted to see what it would look like with pink shutters.

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20 hours ago, CharlieK said:

Guy goes into a whorehouse and asks for the biggest, blackest girl they have. Clerk says are you sure cause we have plenty of very beautiful ladies here. Guys says nope just the biggest, blackest one you got.

He pays the fee and is told to go to room 7 and that will be Maisy. He goes in and sees exactly what he was looking for and tells Maisy to strip and sit on the end of the bed. He stares and stares and moves from side to side just staring so Maisy say come on your time is going to run out, are we doing it or not. He says no we’re not doin anything, I just painted my house brown and I wanted to see what it would look like with pink shutters.

Shoulda led with:

"Joke..... has to be at least decidedly average almost as good as any Bass Akwards put up."

Always be humble and start lower.....nowhere to go but up after that.

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