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Top Ten Reasons Trick-or-Treating Beats Lovemaking

10) You’re always gonna get at least a little something in the sack.
9) If you’re tired after the first round, you can wait a few minutes and go again.
8) The uglier you are, the easier it is to get some.
7) You don't have to waste time complimenting whoever gives it to you.
6) It's cool when your partner fantasizes you're somebody else, because you are.
5) In fifty years you'll still get off on candy.
4) If you don't like what you're getting here, you can always go next door.
3) No problem if the kids hear you groaning and moaning.
2) Less guilt the next day.
1) You can do the whole neighborhood.

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