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My girlfriends dad asked me what I do. Apparently, "your daughter" wasn't the right answer.

 

If a woman sleeps with 10 men she's a slut, but if a man does it… He's gay, definitely gay.

 

Weddings are an expensive way to let your entire family know you are ****ing that night.

 

My wife suggested we should try some role reversal in bed so I told her I have a headache.

 

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

 

Men approve of premarital sex until daughters are born.

 

Does time fly when you're having sex or was it really just one minute?

 

I bought a box of condoms earlier today. The cashier asked if I'd like a bag. I said "nah, I'll just turn the lights off."

 

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use a lubricant.

 

What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut will have sex with anyone, a bitch will have sex with anyone but you.

 

Some people say sex is bad for you... Those people are virgins.

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3 mins ago, Bass Ackwards said:

My girlfriends dad asked me what I do. Apparently, "your daughter" wasn't the right answer.

 

If a woman sleeps with 10 men she's a slut, but if a man does it… He's gay, definitely gay.

 

Weddings are an expensive way to let your entire family know you are ****ing that night.

 

My wife suggested we should try some role reversal in bed so I told her I have a headache.

 

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

 

Men approve of premarital sex until daughters are born.

 

Does time fly when you're having sex or was it really just one minute?

 

I bought a box of condoms earlier today. The cashier asked if I'd like a bag. I said "nah, I'll just turn the lights off."

 

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use a lubricant.

 

What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut will have sex with anyone, a bitch will have sex with anyone but you.

 

Some people say sex is bad for you... Those people are virgins.

:howdy: definitely Rodney-like...I approve this post! :th:

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A teacher died, and at the funeral, the teacher's son asked if anyone wanted to say anything. One of the teacher's former students said, "I'd like to say a word." 

"Go ahead," said the teacher's son. "I think she's have liked that." 

 

The former student goes to the front, stares at the audience, and says, "Plethora," then goes and sits down. 


"Thanks," the teacher's son said. "That means a lot." 

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11 mins ago, Bass Ackwards said:

My girlfriends dad asked me what I do. Apparently, "your daughter" wasn't the right answer.

 

If a woman sleeps with 10 men she's a slut, but if a man does it… He's gay, definitely gay.

 

Weddings are an expensive way to let your entire family know you are ****ing that night.

 

My wife suggested we should try some role reversal in bed so I told her I have a headache.

 

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

 

Men approve of premarital sex until daughters are born.

 

Does time fly when you're having sex or was it really just one minute?

 

I bought a box of condoms earlier today. The cashier asked if I'd like a bag. I said "nah, I'll just turn the lights off."

 

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use a lubricant.

 

What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut will have sex with anyone, a bitch will have sex with anyone but you.

 

Some people say sex is bad for you... Those people are virgins.

If you start having sex @ 9:05 pm and you're done @ 9:05 pm, time didn't stand still for her, Speedy Gonzales.

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2 mins ago, Belmo said:

A teacher died, and at the funeral, the teacher's son asked if anyone wanted to say anything. One of the teacher's former students said, "I'd like to say a word." 

"Go ahead," said the teacher's son. "I think she's have liked that." 

 

The former student goes to the front, stares at the audience, and says, "Plethora," then goes and sits down. 


"Thanks," the teacher's son said. "That means a lot." 

Terry needs your help.:dismay:

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3 hours ago, Belmo said:

A teacher died, and at the funeral, the teacher's son asked if anyone wanted to say anything. One of the teacher's former students said, "I'd like to say a word." 

"Go ahead," said the teacher's son. "I think she's have liked that." 

 

The former student goes to the front, stares at the audience, and says, "Plethora," then goes and sits down. 


"Thanks," the teacher's son said. "That means a lot." 

 

I hope all the shows have different material .....

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