Bass Ackwards Posted October 8, 2019 Report Share Posted October 8, 2019 My girlfriends dad asked me what I do. Apparently, "your daughter" wasn't the right answer. If a woman sleeps with 10 men she's a slut, but if a man does it… He's gay, definitely gay. Weddings are an expensive way to let your entire family know you are ****ing that night. My wife suggested we should try some role reversal in bed so I told her I have a headache. Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. Men approve of premarital sex until daughters are born. Does time fly when you're having sex or was it really just one minute? I bought a box of condoms earlier today. The cashier asked if I'd like a bag. I said "nah, I'll just turn the lights off." What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use a lubricant. What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut will have sex with anyone, a bitch will have sex with anyone but you. Some people say sex is bad for you... Those people are virgins. Cavemonkey, Good2Go, MickAff and 1 other 4 fishinambition Posted June 30 ·After a decade and a half of trolling and disrupting the website, frank's finally fed up with Tim's bull**** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkG Posted October 8, 2019 Report Share Posted October 8, 2019 3 mins ago, Bass Ackwards said: My girlfriends dad asked me what I do. Apparently, "your daughter" wasn't the right answer. If a woman sleeps with 10 men she's a slut, but if a man does it… He's gay, definitely gay. Weddings are an expensive way to let your entire family know you are ****ing that night. My wife suggested we should try some role reversal in bed so I told her I have a headache. Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. Men approve of premarital sex until daughters are born. Does time fly when you're having sex or was it really just one minute? I bought a box of condoms earlier today. The cashier asked if I'd like a bag. I said "nah, I'll just turn the lights off." What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use a lubricant. What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut will have sex with anyone, a bitch will have sex with anyone but you. Some people say sex is bad for you... Those people are virgins. definitely Rodney-like...I approve this post! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coolhandfluke Posted October 8, 2019 Report Share Posted October 8, 2019 where is terry to post off topic ? Fish come and go, but memories of fishing with family last forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belmo Posted October 8, 2019 Report Share Posted October 8, 2019 A teacher died, and at the funeral, the teacher's son asked if anyone wanted to say anything. One of the teacher's former students said, "I'd like to say a word." "Go ahead," said the teacher's son. "I think she's have liked that." The former student goes to the front, stares at the audience, and says, "Plethora," then goes and sits down. "Thanks," the teacher's son said. "That means a lot." gadwall8 1 Terri Mae does not approve this message, but screw him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bass Ackwards Posted October 8, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 8, 2019 6 mins ago, coolhandfluke said: where is terry to post off topic ? He's looking for 10 men. fishinambition Posted June 30 ·After a decade and a half of trolling and disrupting the website, frank's finally fed up with Tim's bull**** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FishermanTim Posted October 8, 2019 Report Share Posted October 8, 2019 11 mins ago, Bass Ackwards said: My girlfriends dad asked me what I do. Apparently, "your daughter" wasn't the right answer. If a woman sleeps with 10 men she's a slut, but if a man does it… He's gay, definitely gay. Weddings are an expensive way to let your entire family know you are ****ing that night. My wife suggested we should try some role reversal in bed so I told her I have a headache. Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. Men approve of premarital sex until daughters are born. Does time fly when you're having sex or was it really just one minute? I bought a box of condoms earlier today. The cashier asked if I'd like a bag. I said "nah, I'll just turn the lights off." What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use a lubricant. What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut will have sex with anyone, a bitch will have sex with anyone but you. Some people say sex is bad for you... Those people are virgins. If you start having sex @ 9:05 pm and you're done @ 9:05 pm, time didn't stand still for her, Speedy Gonzales. I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bass Ackwards Posted October 8, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 8, 2019 2 mins ago, Belmo said: A teacher died, and at the funeral, the teacher's son asked if anyone wanted to say anything. One of the teacher's former students said, "I'd like to say a word." "Go ahead," said the teacher's son. "I think she's have liked that." The former student goes to the front, stares at the audience, and says, "Plethora," then goes and sits down. "Thanks," the teacher's son said. "That means a lot." Terry needs your help. fishinambition Posted June 30 ·After a decade and a half of trolling and disrupting the website, frank's finally fed up with Tim's bull**** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Brian Posted October 8, 2019 Report Share Posted October 8, 2019 3 hours ago, Belmo said: A teacher died, and at the funeral, the teacher's son asked if anyone wanted to say anything. One of the teacher's former students said, "I'd like to say a word." "Go ahead," said the teacher's son. "I think she's have liked that." The former student goes to the front, stares at the audience, and says, "Plethora," then goes and sits down. "Thanks," the teacher's son said. "That means a lot." I hope all the shows have different material ..... "You must never confuse faith that you will prevail in the end -- which you can never afford to loose -- with the discipline to confront the most brutal facts of your current reality, whatever they may be .." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkG Posted October 9, 2019 Report Share Posted October 9, 2019 13 hours ago, Brother Brian said: I hope all the shows have different material ..... ....and diff talent/players/comics MickAff 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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