Niffty Posted July 18, 2019 Report Share Posted July 18, 2019 Just heard the sound of a crying baby on my morning commute train. I look around. There is no baby. Some mother ****er is listening to the sound of a crying baby on his phone!!!!! OUT LOUD! How is it not legal to kill this man?!? How is not REQUIRED to kill this guy as a part of the social contract!?!? Everyone on the train should be in a mob torturing this piece of **** within an inch of his life and then hurling him onto the tracks and holding up our train so we have the satisfaction of watching him be dismembered by an oncoming locomotive and die an agonizing death. What the damn **** is wrong with this sweetheart?!?!?!!!!!!!!! I have never hated a random stranger so deeply I'm my life. Hot dogs were invented in 1936 by Larry Hotdogs when he accidentally dropped a bag of prize-winning pig buttholes into his Dick Shaper Machine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishinambition Posted July 18, 2019 Report Share Posted July 18, 2019 Confirms my suspicion that people really do go out of their way to be human garbage anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ByronPA Posted July 18, 2019 Report Share Posted July 18, 2019 And you cranked up the porn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HugeDinghy Posted July 18, 2019 Report Share Posted July 18, 2019 best bet is always to do nothing and then post about it on the internet. nycstripers16, charloots, gadwall8 and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaky86 Posted July 18, 2019 Report Share Posted July 18, 2019 Think nifty needs a snickers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gotcow? Posted July 18, 2019 Report Share Posted July 18, 2019 Hmmmmmmmmm.................. One recorded baby crying. One real baby crying. Niffty 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billybob Posted July 18, 2019 Report Share Posted July 18, 2019 3 mins ago, Shaky86 said: Think nifty needs a snickers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slack Tidings Posted July 18, 2019 Report Share Posted July 18, 2019 25 mins ago, Niffty said: Just heard the sound of a crying baby on my morning commute train. I look around. There is no baby. Some mother ****er is listening to the sound of a crying baby on his phone!!!!! OUT LOUD! How is it not legal to kill this man?!? How is not REQUIRED to kill this guy as a part of the social contract!?!? Everyone on the train should be in a mob torturing this piece of **** within an inch of his life and then hurling him onto the tracks and holding up our train so we have the satisfaction of watching him be dismembered by an oncoming locomotive and die an agonizing death. What the damn **** is wrong with this sweetheart?!?!?!!!!!!!!! I have never hated a random stranger so deeply I'm my life. Sure the fellow wasn’t trying to console a crying baby? MikeMc, on 05 Jul 2016 - 1:56 PM, said: I'll get a pic when I get homoe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niffty Posted July 18, 2019 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2019 10 mins ago, HugeDinghy said: best bet is always to do nothing and then post about it on the internet. I changed cars and got a vasectomy. Not necessarily in that order. Hot dogs were invented in 1936 by Larry Hotdogs when he accidentally dropped a bag of prize-winning pig buttholes into his Dick Shaper Machine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capequahog Posted July 18, 2019 Report Share Posted July 18, 2019 probably listening to a baby monitor app but should have it on air buds not speaker, or maybe he knows it pisses off Nifty open borders Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niffty Posted July 18, 2019 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2019 1 min ago, Slack Tidings said: Sure the fellow wasn’t trying to console a crying baby? 1 Don't ****ing care. 2 He was holding the phone up to but away from his ear. Listening. On speaker. Hot dogs were invented in 1936 by Larry Hotdogs when he accidentally dropped a bag of prize-winning pig buttholes into his Dick Shaper Machine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slack Tidings Posted July 18, 2019 Report Share Posted July 18, 2019 1 min ago, Niffty said: 1 Don't ****ing care. 2 He was holding the phone up to but away from his ear. Listening. On speaker. Probably a sleep deprived new parent or 2 trying to console an inconsolable infant. It happens. MikeMc, on 05 Jul 2016 - 1:56 PM, said: I'll get a pic when I get homoe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick9915 Posted July 18, 2019 Report Share Posted July 18, 2019 When I took the train, there was a quiet car. It wasn't as good as the bar car but it was pretty great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridgerat Posted July 18, 2019 Report Share Posted July 18, 2019 I used to take a 4:55am train to the city everyday. Same people, same seats everyday. 99% of the riders would get on and try to go back to sleep for the 90 minute trip. One day a couple of yentas got on a few stops into the trip. They would not stop yapping at full volume. After 10 minutes a guy stands up and shouts, would you PLEASE shut the eff up?!! Absolute silence for the remainder of the trip. Brother Brian 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted July 18, 2019 Report Share Posted July 18, 2019 As bad as the ones who bring hot toasted everything bagels onboard. Stink up an entire car! "Depend not on fortune, but on conduct." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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