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The National Poetry Contest had come down to two semifinalists: a website owner from NJ and a redneck from Cottageville. They were given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was Timbuktu. First to recite his poem was the website owner. He stepped to the microphone and said:

Slowly across the desert sand
Trekked a lonely caravan.
Men on camels, two by two
Destination—Timbuktu.

The crowd went crazy! No way could the redneck top that, they thought. The redneck calmly made his way to the microphone and recited:

Me and Tim a-huntin went,
Met three whores in a pop up tent.
They was three, and we was two,
So I bucked one, and Timbuktu.

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27 mins ago, MakoMike said:

Just fyi, you might want to change it up a little, Timbuktu is in the Himalayas nowhere near a desert. :)

I did change it just a weee tiny bit.:D

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38 mins ago, MakoMike said:

Just fyi, you might want to change it up a little, Timbuktu is in the Himalayas nowhere near a desert. :)

Timbuktu is in Africa not the Himalayas, you might be thinking Katmandu

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41 mins ago, MakoMike said:

Just fyi, you might want to change it up a little, Timbuktu is in the Himalayas nowhere near a desert. :)

Whew. Please, just don't tell me Cottageville is in Connecticut.

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56 mins ago, MakoMike said:

Just fyi, you might want to change it up a little, Timbuktu is in the Himalayas nowhere near a desert. :)

Not even close. West of Niger in the Sahara desert. 

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