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Two Italian men get on a bus.

They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
 

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."


 "You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"


 "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."

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32 mins ago, Bass Ackwards said:

Two Italian men get on a bus.

They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
 

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."


 "You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"


 "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."

that's hysterical

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An Italian guy goes into a pizzeria and orders a pie. The waitress brings the pizza out and says "do you want me to cut it into 8 slices or 16."  He says " just 8 ,I don't think I could eat 16"

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3 mins ago, AlwaysWading said:

An Italian guy goes into a pizzeria and orders a pie. The waitress brings the pizza out and says "do you want me to cut it into 8 slices or 16."  He says " just 8 ,I don't think I could eat 16"

Meh

 

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9 mins ago, PaddyCrabby said:

Are you feeling ok?  That was a good one.

No, not really, jokes like this make me sick.

 

29 mins ago, AlwaysWading said:

An Italian guy goes into a pizzeria and orders a pie. The waitress brings the pizza out and says "do you want me to cut it into 8 slices or 16."  He says " just 8 ,I don't think I could eat 16"

:D

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38 mins ago, AlwaysWading said:

An Italian guy goes into a pizzeria and orders a pie. The waitress brings the pizza out and says "do you want me to cut it into 8 slices or 16."  He says " just 8 ,I don't think I could eat 16"

hysterical!

 

 

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