The Riddler

Should Fat People and taller people buy two airline tickets?

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I dunno....if you **** in the street and wash your hands before dumping not after, don't have an address and smell like you have an onion sandwich in each armpit you shouldn't be allowed on commercial airplanes.  Could be jut my opinion though.

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1 min ago, DoorGunner said:

Flying just isn't as much fun without the door open and an M-60 machine gun in your hands. :D

Someone should write a story about you

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Just now, MitchellNJ said:

Someone should write a story about you

Mybeach has a way with storytelling.....I see a collaboration in the making. :laugh:

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16 hours ago, The Riddler said:

I think there should be a sizer like the checked baggage  sizer. If you do not fit , you have to pay more. 

 

"Should Fat People and taller people buy two airline tickets?"

 

Yes.  

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14 hours ago, PlumFishing said:

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The plane would never got off of the ground if everybody that showed up look like this what would they do then? That's sad but I think they might have to start charging by weight or how many seats you need!!!

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14 hours ago, drc said:

What's the issue with tall people? They fit in the seat. Can we ban the idiots that bring a stinky ass full pizza on an 8am flight? 

i don't fit easy it sucks 6'3 235

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16 hours ago, JoeyZac said:

Some rows should have 3 seats, some only 2, and some just 1 big one.

You better balance that load.  If you have fat people in one section, that plane will be all kinds of off-balance.  It would fly like a paper airplane made by a 3 year old.

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15 mins ago, Mummichog said:

I am wondering about the tall people restriction in the OP?  Does there head go through the overhead baggage compartment?

 

i had to sit next to a fat dude, and he was holding his dog. I think he tried to rub my leg when i was sleeping it was pretty bad. I woke up and said yo  he said it was his dog.   Bull ****. 

 

on the flight back  I got hammered before the flight took some thc/cbd tincture for sleeping and slept the whole flight in one position next day i had a pinched nerve i am still dealing with. 

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3 mins ago, crazybellringer said:

i want to take a fishing trip to brazil at the end of the year  but the thought of 10 hours in a plane sucks. 

Hey jabronie, you fishing the wee hours tonight?

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