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Sh&t you say to piss your wife off

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My new one, when she is soccer flopping about the stuff she has to do. 

 

“ I often wonder who is going to play you in the movie”

 

 

you? 

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Few months back she made a comment about getting her birth control....

 

"Oh, you got your crazy pills? Cool" 

 

Next few days were interesting. Lol. 

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Didn't piss her off, but I cracked her up this morning.

 

She has this facial mask thing on her face.

It's a white towellette mask thing soaked in some kinda stuff I guess.

Kinda took me by surprise when I saw her.

 

I said, "whoa"  "They should make those in black"

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Current wife..."What didn't you understand about" [whatever i just got done telling her]. Ex-Wife... "I'm going to eff you in the ear & give you some brains"

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Asking minecto have sex 2 minutes before the kids' alarms go off in the morning during the week usually does it.

 

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2 mins ago, Billybob said:

Didn't piss her off, but I cracked her up this morning.

 

She has this facial mask thing on her face.

It's a white towellette mask thing soaked in some kinda stuff I guess.

Kinda took me by surprise when I saw her.

 

I said, "whoa"  "They should make those in black"

Lol.

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2 mins ago, JaseB said:

Dingy gots himself a brain bleed thinking he was 20 years old in the gym.

morning and my phone. my eyes don't really wake up until about 9 :freak:

 

I did do chest yesterday though :beers:

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4 mins ago, JaseB said:

Asking minecto have sex 2 minutes before the kids' alarms go off in the morning during the week usually does it.

 

when she denies me

 

"can you at least hold my hang while I crank one out"

 

she HATES that one. 

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