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It is official, the end of the world as we know it has been averted. The goat diddlers of the country previously (and erroneously) referred to as Macedonia have thrown in the goat's skin and voted to relinquish that name to its rightful possessors. 

 

Keltan must be outraged, or will be once the local goat herder makes it to Keltan's cave with the news, and Keltan's new sleeping stock. 

 

Can we all relax now? 

 

Macedonian parliament agrees to change country's name to end a 27-year dispute with Greece

Greece blocked its neighbor's aspirations to EU and NATO membership over the use of 'Macedonia', which it said implied territorial claims to a Greek province of the same name.

Jan. 11, 2019, 11:05 PM ET

By Reuters

SKOPJE - Macedonia's parliament passed on Friday an amendment to the constitution to rename the country Republic of North Macedonia, as agreed with Greece to put an end to a 27-year dispute.

 

Eighty-one deputies in the 120-seat parliament voted in favor. Representatives of the opposition VMRO-DPMNE, who opposed the agreement with Greece, boycotted the vote.

 

The countries struck the deal on the new name in June, but Macedonia will start using it only after the parliament in Athens also ratifies the agreement.

 

Greece blocked its neighbor's aspirations to EU and NATO membership over the use of 'Macedonia', which it said implied territorial claims to a Greek province of the same name.

 

At the start of the parliamentary session, Prime Minister Zoran Zaev told deputies the name change would "open the doors to the future, Macedonia's European future", and to joining the North Atlantic alliance.

 

Several hundred people have protested against the deal in front of parliament over the past three days.

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3 hours ago, JoeyZac said:

Why does the oh-so-wonderful Macedonia want membership into NATO?

To keep from being run over and conquered again.

Protection. 

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The Macedonians have been violated more times than a  gay black male prostitute at an Ed Buck democratic fundraiser.

Edited by jkrock

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6 mins ago, dena said:

To keep from being run over and conquered again.

Protection. 

 

But Macedonia is so great.  What possible need could they have for our protection?

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4 mins ago, JoeyZac said:

 

But Macedonia is so great.  What possible need could they have for our protection?

Maybe we should write Keltan a check, and cut out the government skim. He can then upgrade the WWI bolt action relic to a modern weapon, and protect theirselves.

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1 hour ago, jkrock said:

The Macedonians have been violated more times than a  gay black male prostitute at an Ed Buck democratic fundraiser.

Or a Macedonian goat. Keltan really got the hate on this site. If I remember he was boasting how Russia was going to anhilate Europe. Does this now mean he is traitor, since his third world country has joined the civilized toilet using Western world?

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