Lagerhead Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 Yo mama's so big, when she walked in front of the tv, I missed 3 episodes. I love when we make way past the breakwater at first light and head out, there's nothing better, the whole rest of the world just melts away for me. (*edited - member formerly known as 'windknot') Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southcoastphil Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 Bessie: “Winston, you are drunk.“ Winston: “My dear, you are ugly, but tomorrow I shall be sober...“ Markushook 1 G.B.O.G.H. -- DT326 "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world; indeed, it's the only thing that ever has."--M. Mead Be safe, be smart, be kind.--Gary Crocker, Maine Humorist/Philosopher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southcoastphil Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 Lady Astor: "If you were my husband, I'd put poison in your coffee." Churchill: "If you were my wife, I'd drink it." Markushook 1 G.B.O.G.H. -- DT326 "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world; indeed, it's the only thing that ever has."--M. Mead Be safe, be smart, be kind.--Gary Crocker, Maine Humorist/Philosopher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Any Luck Buddy Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 I'm sweating like a (insert ratial stereotype of your choice here) trying to read Lobster Troll #23 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southcoastphil Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 Such a shame your mother didn’t swallow you. G.B.O.G.H. -- DT326 "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world; indeed, it's the only thing that ever has."--M. Mead Be safe, be smart, be kind.--Gary Crocker, Maine Humorist/Philosopher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aneary Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 your so stupid if brains were dynamite you couldn't blow your nose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southcoastphil Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 Are you always this stupid or is today a special occasion? G.B.O.G.H. -- DT326 "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world; indeed, it's the only thing that ever has."--M. Mead Be safe, be smart, be kind.--Gary Crocker, Maine Humorist/Philosopher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Riddler Posted October 18, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 5 hours ago, Jdeadman66 said: I think you need to hug a stuffed animal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Riddler Posted October 18, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 I have ill feelings towards you and honestly I regret it but this day would be so much better if you would just close your pie hole so we can get this plumbing work done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cartopper Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, Southcoastphil said: Such a shame your mother didn’t swallow you. Your daddy should have shot that load in the sink . . . You're a human waste of sperm cells Edited October 18, 2018 by cartopper "Starving dogs begging for scraps. The big picture is not important as long as we can get our scraps." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigfish4me Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 Say something nice about belmo..... I would rather drink turpentine and piss on a brush fire.... wow that’s harsh, tell us how you really feel.... ok I wouldn’t piss on his grave in fear of it making the grass grow.... and how do you think that makes belmo feel.... dunno but I wish someone would set his face on fire and put it out with a pitchfork. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terry Mac Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 7 mins ago, bigfish4me said: Say something nice about belmo..... I would rather drink turpentine and piss on a brush fire.... wow that’s harsh, tell us how you really feel.... ok I wouldn’t piss on his grave in fear of it making the grass grow.... and how do you think that makes belmo feel.... dunno but I wish someone would set his face on fire and put it out with a pitchfork. exactly The village, which had stood for maybe 1,000 years, didn't know we were coming that day. If they had, they would have run. boB was at the eye of our rage. And through him, our Captain Ahab. He would set things right again. That day, we loved him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spiegs71 Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 Smartest thing to come out of her mouth is someone’s cock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mummichog Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 2 hours ago, Jdeadman66 said: I always get cows and pigs confused when I’m busy. Me too. I think it's common. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edon Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 We didn’t have a mother...we used yours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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