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Two vignettes from mine....

 

3 weeks ago..The (spayed) Warrior Princess took my wallet from the pocket of my muddy pants that I left in garage after training one Sunday. Wednesday morning, I'm about to cancel all my cards, I give the house one more psycho toss. Wallet found under the #5&#$@& ing cushion, in said Warrior Princess' crate. Apparently my wallet qualifies as a "puppy" in her confused hormone state :mad:

 

This morning walking the loop around a neighbor's and my yard, she disappears :squid: 30 minutes pass, she's a no show, I am worried. Other neighbor takes a drive around, I'm yelling, blowing her whistle, etc. I take a ride around. Neighbor calls his cop buddy- BOLO issued (most of force know her :rolleyes: ) ...I'm walking around blowing the whistle and hear a bark!  Bark is faint, but, sounds as if it's coming from the neighbor's house. They were heading out when we were walking around :idea:  I open their back door and call "Kasia!", nothing. I go around front, and whistle again. I hear a bark, look up to see my #&*^&%$ ing dog in an upstairs window! I returned to the back door, call, and she runs down, tail wagging. 

 

Anyone know a good taxidermist?

 

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35 mins ago, gadwall8 said:

Two vignettes from mine....

 

3 weeks ago..The (spayed) Warrior Princess took my wallet from the pocket of my muddy pants that I left in garage after training one Sunday. Wednesday morning, I'm about to cancel all my cards, I give the house one more psycho toss. Wallet found under the #5&#$@& ing cushion, in said Warrior Princess' crate. Apparently my wallet qualifies as a "puppy" in her confused hormone state :mad:

 

This morning walking the loop around a neighbor's and my yard, she disappears :squid: 30 minutes pass, she's a no show, I am worried. Other neighbor takes a drive around, I'm yelling, blowing her whistle, etc. I take a ride around. Neighbor calls his cop buddy- BOLO issued (most of force know her :rolleyes: ) ...I'm walking around blowing the whistle and hear a bark!  Bark is faint, but, sounds as if it's coming from the neighbor's house. They were heading out when we were walking around :idea:  I open their back door and call "Kasia!", nothing. I go around front, and whistle again. I hear a bark, look up to see my #&*^&%$ ing dog in an upstairs window! I returned to the back door, call, and she runs down, tail wagging. 

 

Anyone know a good taxidermist?

 

:v:

Should have gotten a real dog. hehehehehehe :D

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3 mins ago, RiverRaider said:

At least once a day... gets himself up there... can’t remember how to get down 

 

Cute enough to be in a sitcom though... so he’s got that going for him

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I like the nautical handrail theme, as long as that’s the basement, otherwise the wife wouldn’t stand for it.

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My dogs Dexter. Seems likable and friendly but kills everything that enters the yard. To date this year 3 snakes, 2 ground hogs a bunch of chipmunks and 1 squirrel. 

He did get a nasty bite this past winter on his hind quarter one night in the yard. Could of been a large coon or a red tail fox. Took  a while to heal that one.

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3 hours ago, Firinne said:

My dogs Dexter. Seems likable and friendly but kills everything that enters the yard. To date this year 3 snakes, 2 ground hogs a bunch of chipmunks and 1 squirrel. 

He did get a nasty bite this past winter on his hind quarter one night in the yard. Could of been a large coon or a red tail fox. Took  a while to heal that one.

 

If Ravioli ever visits have him use the back door

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