Bass Ackwards

worst JOKE ever

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The other day, Red went to the dentist’s office to have a tooth pulled.

The dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give him a shot.
“No way! No needles! I hate needles”, Red said.

The dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas and Red immediately objected.
“I can’t do the gas thing either; the thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating me!”

The dentist then asks the Red if he has any objection to taking a pill.
“No objection”, Red said. “I’m fine with pills”.
The dentist then returns and says, “Here’s a Viagra tablet”.

Red, totally at a loss for words, said in amazement, “WOW, I didn’t know Viagra worked as a pain killer!”

“It doesn’t”, said the dentist, “but it will give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth.”

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9 hours ago, Jdeadman66 said:

The worst joke ever is about a clown. So I see how you thought you had it, but you missed the mark.

I'll try harder next time.:p

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