Aquacide Posted December 4, 2017 Report Share Posted December 4, 2017 (edited) Chicken Sashimi : Edited December 4, 2017 by Aquacide Disclaimer: the above may not represent the actual views of the writer, but may have been expressed sarcastically/ ironically with the sole intention of providing humour. That notwithstanding, the writer retains the right to be emotionally, psychologically or alcohol/substance impaired at the time of writing (*member formerly known as 'guernseybass') Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drumrun Posted December 4, 2017 Report Share Posted December 4, 2017 Can't be a real thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aquacide Posted December 4, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 4, 2017 you'd hope so ..... Disclaimer: the above may not represent the actual views of the writer, but may have been expressed sarcastically/ ironically with the sole intention of providing humour. That notwithstanding, the writer retains the right to be emotionally, psychologically or alcohol/substance impaired at the time of writing (*member formerly known as 'guernseybass') Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KenY Posted December 4, 2017 Report Share Posted December 4, 2017 If the chicken was slaughtered in the place serving it, so that there is minimal time and contact of internal parts with contaminants, sure, why not ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchellNJ Posted December 4, 2017 Report Share Posted December 4, 2017 I worked at a Deli/Butcher shop and there was a crazy chick working the register who would ask for raw meat and chicken to snack on. Real nutjob. Shame because she was cute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niffty Posted December 4, 2017 Report Share Posted December 4, 2017 No. They tried to get me to eat it in Japan. They swear they have no salmonella. I ate the raw egg stuff but I would not do the chicken. And yes it is a very real thing. Hot dogs were invented in 1936 by Larry Hotdogs when he accidentally dropped a bag of prize-winning pig buttholes into his Dick Shaper Machine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chumfish Posted December 4, 2017 Report Share Posted December 4, 2017 It’s no Jellied Eels but I’d give it a go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aquacide Posted December 4, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 4, 2017 no I couldn't - the smell of raw chicken is enough. ive eaten snake, rats, frogs, snails, horse, dog, worms and bugs, but I couldn't eat that. nope. not happening. Disclaimer: the above may not represent the actual views of the writer, but may have been expressed sarcastically/ ironically with the sole intention of providing humour. That notwithstanding, the writer retains the right to be emotionally, psychologically or alcohol/substance impaired at the time of writing (*member formerly known as 'guernseybass') Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchellNJ Posted December 4, 2017 Report Share Posted December 4, 2017 2 mins ago, Aquacide said: no I couldn't - the smell of raw chicken is enough. ive eaten snake, rats, frogs, snails, horse, dog, worms and bugs, but I couldn't eat that. nope. not happening. If your raw chicken smells, it's crab bait Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belmo Posted December 4, 2017 Report Share Posted December 4, 2017 The people who say that we evolved to eat raw meat are full of ****: the consensus in paleoanthropology now is that human use of fire predates are own species: that's right, hominids were burning weenies over the campfire before Homo sapiens even existed. Add the cultural conditioning at being revulsed at the thought of rare meat, especially chicken, and I'll take a pass, thank you. I will take another glug of that sake, though. Terri Mae does not approve this message, but screw him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaseB Posted December 4, 2017 Report Share Posted December 4, 2017 11 mins ago, MitchellNJ said: If your raw chicken smells, it's crab bait Raw chicken has a smell to it, the same way raw beef, venison and pork do. The latter three, I've eaten all of them raw. Including all sorts of eggs, fish, etc. Chicken, no interest. But, if I was in Japan, sure, wth, pass the sake. "all of jase's posts are valid." -Otter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy1956 Posted December 4, 2017 Report Share Posted December 4, 2017 Never Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaseB Posted December 4, 2017 Report Share Posted December 4, 2017 2 mins ago, Belmo said: The people who say that we evolved to eat raw meat are full of ****: the consensus in paleoanthropology now is that human use of fire predates are own species: that's right, hominids were burning weenies over the campfire before Homo sapiens even existed. Add the cultural conditioning at being revulsed at the thought of rare meat, especially chicken, and I'll take a pass, thank you. I will take another glug of that sake, though. I use a similar argument about the whack job vegans. The reason we were able to leapfrog all of our competition (other meat eaters) as we evolved was b/c we were the first to start eating protein that had been cooked over fire, thereby making it much more digestible and nutrient rich. Our brains were able to evolve and grow exponentially to the other animals eating raw meat. That is not to say that you shouldn't eat any raw meat. Countless cultures have traditionally eaten raw animal protein for millennia. If rare meat scrunches up your panties, you're just bending a scientific fact to justify being a puuuseay. "all of jase's posts are valid." -Otter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belmo Posted December 4, 2017 Report Share Posted December 4, 2017 If we evolved to eat raw meat, it was raw, freshly-caught game. We did not evolve to eat raw meat processed by a pervert like Frank Perdue. Terri Mae does not approve this message, but screw him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoorGunner Posted December 4, 2017 Report Share Posted December 4, 2017 That's why God invented the George Foreman Grill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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