it's hard being civilized

Rate this topic

99 posts in this topic


minding my own business, drinking a beer and eating chicken tenders and fries,


some dooooosh 3 stools down starts telling me how good he shoots, i say that's great, 


then em he tells me he can put six shots through the same hole at i don't remember how many yards, i say that's bullspit,



he tellsme how good he is with throwing knives, so i say do you have them on you?

he says know their in my truck. 


then your point is mute, 

why? he says

because i could kill you before you got off your stool and went and got your magic knives! (i was getting irritated)

oh yea how?


i drank my beer ripped the can in half and told him i could cut his throat and  finish my blood soaked fries before the cops showed up!


luckily he ****! LOL



god i hate stupid people...

Share this post

Link to post
Share on other sites
16 minutes ago, PlumFishing said:

He originally probably thought he could take you because you ordered tenders and not bone-in. 

valid point,

but i like chicken tenders :shrug: 

its not like i was eating a dago sammich with little t. rex arms while i mumbled with some funny accent!

Share this post

Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to register here in order to participate.

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    No registered users viewing this page.