Aquacide Posted August 4, 2017 Report Share Posted August 4, 2017 (edited) this one should have been obvious I think Quote Woman suffered horrific internal injuries after being shot when sex game went wrong David Jeffers, 47, has been jailed for 10 years after admitting he placed a loaded shotgun inside the woman’s vagina at the Britannia Hotel in Offerton, Stockport . The weapon went off accidentally, leaving her fighting for life. Minshull Street Crown Court heard the woman, who cannot be identified for legal reasons, had previously spoken of having a sexual fantasy involving having a gun placed inside her. The pair met at about 8pm on January 30, and had both taken cocaine and drunk spirits. They participated in consensual sex before taking part in the sex fantasy, which prosecutor Peter Wright QC described as ‘highly reckless and dangerous conduct’. It was accepted that Jeffers did not deliberately pull the trigger. it makes a clam knife in the vag look a little more palatable don't it ? Edited August 4, 2017 by Aquacide it was .410 not a 12g. Disclaimer: the above may not represent the actual views of the writer, but may have been expressed sarcastically/ ironically with the sole intention of providing humour. That notwithstanding, the writer retains the right to be emotionally, psychologically or alcohol/substance impaired at the time of writing (*member formerly known as 'guernseybass') Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eagles Dare Posted August 4, 2017 Report Share Posted August 4, 2017 NO WAY SHE'S ALIVE! "The weapon was described in court as an ‘antique’ shotgun, the size of a small handgun, which fired .410 pellets and was usually used to kill vermin." I'll have mine on the rocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cfinnely68 Posted August 4, 2017 Report Share Posted August 4, 2017 Couldn't even handle a 12 guage... must have been a virgin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eagles Dare Posted August 4, 2017 Report Share Posted August 4, 2017 Nice looking chap. What could possibly go wrong? I'll have mine on the rocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gotcow? Posted August 4, 2017 Report Share Posted August 4, 2017 I've heard of shotgun weddings but this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aquacide Posted August 4, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 4, 2017 I guess she didn't want him shooting blanks ? Disclaimer: the above may not represent the actual views of the writer, but may have been expressed sarcastically/ ironically with the sole intention of providing humour. That notwithstanding, the writer retains the right to be emotionally, psychologically or alcohol/substance impaired at the time of writing (*member formerly known as 'guernseybass') Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeoffT Posted August 4, 2017 Report Share Posted August 4, 2017 Taking that shotgun position into a whole new level. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aquacide Posted August 4, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 4, 2017 note that this was HER fantasy Disclaimer: the above may not represent the actual views of the writer, but may have been expressed sarcastically/ ironically with the sole intention of providing humour. That notwithstanding, the writer retains the right to be emotionally, psychologically or alcohol/substance impaired at the time of writing (*member formerly known as 'guernseybass') Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wayne Tj Posted August 4, 2017 Report Share Posted August 4, 2017 2 hours ago, Aquacide said: ... it makes a clam knife in the vag look a little more palatable don't it ? Whooa, at least I never said that. Where's the outrage now. Wait till Jimbo and Petey sees this America, the country so great that even its haters refuse to leave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aquacide Posted August 4, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 4, 2017 1 minute ago, Wayne Tj said: Whooa, at least I never said that. Where's the outrage now. Wait till Jimbo and Petey sees this Jim said it Disclaimer: the above may not represent the actual views of the writer, but may have been expressed sarcastically/ ironically with the sole intention of providing humour. That notwithstanding, the writer retains the right to be emotionally, psychologically or alcohol/substance impaired at the time of writing (*member formerly known as 'guernseybass') Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intrepid95 Posted August 4, 2017 Report Share Posted August 4, 2017 Thanks for the PSA. This seems like the sort of thing that could happen to anybody. Scary... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aquacide Posted August 4, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 4, 2017 8 minutes ago, Intrepid95 said: Thanks for the PSA. This seems like the sort of thing that could happen to anybody. Scary... yeah, there is NOTHING in the NRA training about this Disclaimer: the above may not represent the actual views of the writer, but may have been expressed sarcastically/ ironically with the sole intention of providing humour. That notwithstanding, the writer retains the right to be emotionally, psychologically or alcohol/substance impaired at the time of writing (*member formerly known as 'guernseybass') Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobydoo Posted August 5, 2017 Report Share Posted August 5, 2017 Please tell me she said gimme 9" and make it hurt. "Panacheless is no way to go through life" Tims Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MickAff Posted August 5, 2017 Report Share Posted August 5, 2017 Bad **** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glos Posted August 5, 2017 Report Share Posted August 5, 2017 16 hours ago, Eagles Dare said: NO WAY SHE'S ALIVE! "The weapon was described in court as an ‘antique’ shotgun, the size of a small handgun, which fired .410 pellets and was usually used to kill vermin." yes way, they can take a lot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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