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I got pulled over for speeding this morning...

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Cop comes up to the window syas he wants my registration and license...  I tell him it's a stolen car and I lost my license, he tells me to get out of the car, says he's gonna' search it... I tell him he's going to find a loaded pistol in the glove box... he asks If I have anything else to tell him... I tell him yeah.. there's a dead body in the trunk

He puts me in the back of the cruiser and calls for backup

Half hour later his backup pulls me out of the cruiser and says... "you told him the car was stolen,,, it's registered to you... you told him there a gun in the glove box... it's empty... you told him there's a body in the trunk... it's just a set of golf clubs..

So I say... I bet that lying bastard told you I was speeding as well

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4 minutes ago, RiverRaider said:

 

Had I been black they may have shot me.... 

Best case scenario for everyone. 

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5 minutes ago, RiverRaider said:

 

Had I been black they may have shot me.... 

I thought you were?

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1 hour ago, RiverRaider said:

Cop comes up to the window syas he wants my registration and license...  I tell him it's a stolen car and I lost my license, he tells me to get out of the car, says he's gonna' search it... I tell him he's going to find a loaded pistol in the glove box... he asks If I have anything else to tell him... I tell him yeah.. there's a dead body in the trunk

He puts me in the back of the cruiser and calls for backup

Half hour later his backup pulls me out of the cruiser and says... "you told him the car was stolen,,, it's registered to you... you told him there a gun in the glove box... it's empty... you told him there's a body in the trunk... it's just a set of golf clubs..

So I say... I bet that lying bastard told you I was speeding as well

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