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New Platform for SOL coming; joke consequences

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Two cannibals are eating a clown.

One asks the other:

Does this taste funny?

 

What's the cannibal's favorite desert?

Lady fingers!

 

What did the cannibal get when he was late for dinner?

 

The cold shoulder!

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I'm a fifth grade teacher, so I have a shelf of joke books that bright third graders would appreciate. Will trade them all for a Boron iiix 5wt.

 

Here was yesterday's:

 

What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line? I'm the wiener! 

 

Sorry I'm late on this!  :wag:

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A guy decides he doesn't want his accordion anymore. So he as an idea. During the night he

drives to the local bar with his accordion in the passenger seat. As he leaves the car he opens

the windows thinking someone will walk by and steal it. He's at the bar for a few hours

which should seem time enough. He goes back out to his car and as he approaches much to

his surprise he finds another accordion next to his. 

 

(My apologies to accordion players.)

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Good evening All

To keep up with the joke request.Enjoy

 

The Cod population has dropped significantly. Clearly they are taking a battering.

Why dont crabs donate to charity? Because they are shellfish

What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments? An Orca-stra.

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First post, so .......

 

A small boy swallowed some change, so his mom took him to the hospital.  The anxious grandmother called the Mom, asking how he was doing.

 

Mom's answer:  "No change yet!"

 

 

:howdy:

 

 

 

AP

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