New Platform for SOL coming; joke consequences

[Storch]

When is a wading - belt essential?

Only when you forgot to wear your diapers!

[Highlandsaltyfly]

I'm already cleared for this forum ,but couldn't resist sharing this one.....

 

I hear Elton John has bought an exercise treadmill for his pet rabbit ...... Its a little fit bunny!

 

Apologies from Scotland!

 

Jim

 

[BrianBM]

Good!  Good!

[Mintage]

How are standardized tests taken underwater?

 

 

 

 

...with a #2 pencilfish.

[BrianBM]

Bad enough to be accepted. Pass, you are recognized. 

[Jeff270]

Ok, Im late to the game.

 

My wife is furious because our neighbor likes to sunbathe topless

Personally, I'm on the fence.

 

Do I pass?

[BrianBM]

Quite acceptable.  You are admitted.

[punkroktownie]

What do you do if you get swallowed by an elephant?

 

Walk around until you get pooped out!

[BrianBM]

A reasonable contribution to this Forum.  You are accepted.

[mssz]

dammit! i cut it twice, and its still too short!

 

(carpenter joke)

[BrianBM]

Acceptable. 

[bassacre]

What do you call a truck full of bison?

A buff-a-load.

[BrianBM]

Not the worst to be posted here. Still acceptable, though.

[zb89manning]

Want to hear a joke about paper?

 

Never mind,

 

It’s tearable 

[BrianBM]

Hmmm. Good enough. I like puns.