JMB Posted August 2, 2015 Report Share Posted August 2, 2015 Google maps traffic tab is your friend. I always check it before I go some where on a highway. Sometimes no avoiding it. If you use eclairs in your example, he will get it right away. MikeMc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niffty Posted August 2, 2015 Report Share Posted August 2, 2015 There is one highway between me and downtown Austin. If there is an accident it's a major cluster. The only other ways out of town go far into north ATX or toward Houston. Glad I work from home. Hot dogs were invented in 1936 by Larry Hotdogs when he accidentally dropped a bag of prize-winning pig buttholes into his Dick Shaper Machine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishStripes Posted August 2, 2015 Report Share Posted August 2, 2015 Last year on a beach traffic Friday leaving queens for Long Island at 5 pm, I was bumper to bumper at 3 mph. I was on the LIExpressway. I pulled into the shoulder and drove through that debris field for two counties nodding politely at all those I passed. When I finally got pulled over by a Suffolk Hwy I said good evening officer lovely afternoon isn't it. He was laughing his ass off at me and said get back in a lane a$$hole and walked back to his car. After 20 years of commuting I had to do it "It is an art performed on a four-count rhythm between ten and two o'clock" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxfai Posted August 2, 2015 Report Share Posted August 2, 2015 Is this where you got stuck? SANDWICH, Mass. (WHDH) - A crash in Sandwich on Saturday morning injured several people and caused traffic delays. At around 8 a.m., a car traveling eastbound went airborne over a guardrail and into the westbound lane where it struck two other cars. Firefighters extricated the driver of the eastbound car and took him to a Rhode Island-area hospital. Other motorists were taken to Beth Israel Deaconness Hospital-Plymouth and are listed in fair condition. Several good samaritans, including off-duty nurses and firefighters, stopped to assist. State Police are investigating the crash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kneel Posted August 3, 2015 Report Share Posted August 3, 2015 Google maps traffic tab is your friend. I always check it before I go some where on a highway. Sometimes no avoiding it. Try Waze instead of Google Traffic. It also tells you where the 5-0 is camping... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeMc Posted August 3, 2015 Report Share Posted August 3, 2015 Last year on a beach traffic Friday leaving queens for Long Island at 5 pm, I was bumper to bumper at 3 mph. I was on the LIExpressway. I pulled into the shoulder and drove through that debris field for two counties nodding politely at all those I passed. When I finally got pulled over by a Suffolk Hwy I said good evening officer lovely afternoon isn't it. He was laughing his ass off at me and said get back in a lane a$$hole and walked back to his car. After 20 years of commuting I had to do it You know it must be a penguin bound down if you hear that terrible screaming and there ain't no other birds around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yardguy71 Posted August 3, 2015 Report Share Posted August 3, 2015 I just downloaded the app , put a cop warning in front of my house , Maybe that will slow them down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hooktup Posted August 3, 2015 Report Share Posted August 3, 2015 I chew the steering wheel, and keep an empty Gatorade bottle handy. Need that wide neck. I was on the express bus on 42nd. Stopped at a light and I just happened to look over and there was a cab driver peeing in a bottle while he had a fare. I said only in NY. 'The legend lives on, from the Chippewa on down, of the big lake they called 'gitche gumee' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homerisadope Posted August 3, 2015 Report Share Posted August 3, 2015 I was on the express bus on 42nd. Stopped at a light and I just happened to look over and there was a cab driver peeing in a bottle while he had a fare. I said only in NY. My old lady doesn't want to believe me when I tell her EVERY cabbie in NYC has a Gatorade bottle under the seat. She's so naive!!! Ordinary ****ing people - I hate 'em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hooktup Posted August 3, 2015 Report Share Posted August 3, 2015 My old lady doesn't want to believe me when I tell her EVERY cabbie in NYC has a Gatorade bottle under the seat. She's so naive!!! Makes sense. 'The legend lives on, from the Chippewa on down, of the big lake they called 'gitche gumee' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niffty Posted August 3, 2015 Report Share Posted August 3, 2015 http://dailycaller.com/2014/05/09/cab-driver-got-sexual-thrill-out-of-making-women-pee-in-backseat/ Hot dogs were invented in 1936 by Larry Hotdogs when he accidentally dropped a bag of prize-winning pig buttholes into his Dick Shaper Machine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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