Niffty Posted May 11, 2015 Report Share Posted May 11, 2015 I'm headed out tomorrow. Taking the senorita to the land of her people. Like I don't get enough tacos in Texas. I'm sure eating Mexican in Mexico will be great. I bet the food's good too. I got some fishing gear, some reading material and some camera gear. The only LCD screens I'm gonna be looking at while I'm gone will be on the backs of cameras. Once we make our connection in Dallas I'll be Completamente fuera de línea. See ya's when I return. Hot dogs were invented in 1936 by Larry Hotdogs when he accidentally dropped a bag of prize-winning pig buttholes into his Dick Shaper Machine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Posted May 11, 2015 Report Share Posted May 11, 2015 Don't get your white ass kidnapped. Safe trip dude. "Lucky" is a fictional character on the interwebs. Nothing "Lucky" says or does can be or should be construed as a real thought by an actual person. Objects in your rear view mirror may appear to be closer than they actually are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoosterSeeker Posted May 11, 2015 Report Share Posted May 11, 2015 Have a Great Trip!!! Trip report WILL be mandatory upon return!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparky Posted May 11, 2015 Report Share Posted May 11, 2015 hasta ghonorea Banned in Florida Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seadogface Posted May 11, 2015 Report Share Posted May 11, 2015 stay safe bud sweetheart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mybeach Posted May 11, 2015 Report Share Posted May 11, 2015 Via condios. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom T Posted May 11, 2015 Report Share Posted May 11, 2015 Sounds like a great trip. Enjoy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niffty Posted May 11, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2015 hasta ghonorea If that happens then Lucy got some 'splanin to do. Hot dogs were invented in 1936 by Larry Hotdogs when he accidentally dropped a bag of prize-winning pig buttholes into his Dick Shaper Machine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeM58 Posted May 11, 2015 Report Share Posted May 11, 2015 (edited) Don't be surprised if you're disappointed by the food. Real Mexican is different than the Tex Mex most us think of as mexican here in the states. Have fun. If you need anything made of leather, look for it there, leather is cheap in Mexico. Edited May 11, 2015 by MikeMunn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HugeDinghy Posted May 11, 2015 Report Share Posted May 11, 2015 god does that sound like hell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billybob Posted May 11, 2015 Report Share Posted May 11, 2015 Keep a little cash in your pocket, but put most of it in a different cavity in case the banditos stop ya. Try to find some peyote and spend at least one night in the dessert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seadogface Posted May 11, 2015 Report Share Posted May 11, 2015 well there goes Mexico right into the crapper sweetheart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HugeDinghy Posted May 11, 2015 Report Share Posted May 11, 2015 be a doll and bring mokes back a new mower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted May 11, 2015 Report Share Posted May 11, 2015 Hope you're near an ocean. Hot as Hell there now, no? "Depend not on fortune, but on conduct." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mokes Posted May 11, 2015 Report Share Posted May 11, 2015 We should start a Ransom Fund now. "The toothless, braindead, *********, geriatric mouthbreathers around here love their "safe space". It is the only place in the world where they feel like winners, the gracious thing to do, would be to let them enjoy their delusional reality." -Numbnuts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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