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I don't ever carry pliers around.  I've got dykes that i use to trim knots or cut a treble if needed.  And a razor blade to trim braid.  In the unlikely event a fish swallows a jig i'll use dykes but the stuff i use is so big i can always push it out.  Occasional Sparky plug use in which case if i get one i'm using my fingers.

 

Got a pair of Abels somewhere in the garage or some plug bag with the telephone cord cable that resurfaces every few years, probably can't cut through over cooked pasta by now so they're useless to me.

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1 hour ago, Slacker said:

True.  So something completely different.

 

I'm driving north over the Delaware Memorial Bridge.  A bunch of muslims are riding over it on bicycles; some are going the wrong direction.  And I realize I forgot my Grundens.

 

What does it mean?  I'm taking "you're gay" off the table right now, because gay is boring.  Get to work.

 

 

It means you'll soon be in NJ.

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On 5/15/2019 at 11:50 AM, Sheisty said:

Yea I purchased a kayak and a boat buy 1 get 1 free. Now answer the question.

 

Did I miss the deets on this? Wingman buys 2 for 1? What's the story @Sheisty?

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1 hour ago, Snaps said:

Well, Muslims and Grundens Rhyme.

Ah, Slack is dreaming of becoming a Swedish Muslim rapper.

 

On a bicycle.

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Me: I'm calling for TJ Martin.

 

Receptionist: TJ Martin doesn't work here anymore.

 

Me: Could you put me through to the new plant manager?

 

Receptionist: We don't have one.

 

Me: Let me explain who I am and why I'm calling and maybe you can direct me.  My name is Slacker and I'm calling from Joe Blow Insurance to schedule a date for our annual site inspection.  We have historically completed this with TJ Martin.

 

Receptionist:  Have you called the building owner?

 

Me: We need a contact with your organization... we insure $11 million of your contents.

 

Receptionist: Who do you work for, again?

 

Me: Joe Blow Insurance.

 

INSERT HOLD MUSIC HERE

 

Receptionist:  Our controller says she never heard of Joe Blow Insurance.

 

Me: I'm sure she will remember us if your roof blows off tonight.

 

Receptionist:  Hangs up and probably says "sweetheart" as soon as the receiver hits the cradle.

 

Slacker: Hangs up and definitely says "sweetheart".  And then sends an email to the appropriate parties thereby converting what was "my problem" into what is now "their problem".

 

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49 mins ago, PeterO said:

Looking forward to Kml’s response.

Other than the obvious which I'm sure FBN doesn't take fishing. 

I am well versed in the term dykes as a cutting tool. I did electrical work for a living at one point in my illustrious career. 

 

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I'm getting tired of other people.  I think that we probably should expand the practice of legal abortion to post-birth.

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