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45 mins ago, Sheisty said:

Called the Tax office, transferred to the tax assessor.

Tax Assessor: I see your abatement.....

Me: I'm not talking about an abatement, I'm talking about an appeal.

Tax Assessor: I don't see it
Me: You don't see the initial credit for the judgement in 2017? 
Tax Assessor: I see something saying abatement 2021.
Me: ~confused look on the phone~.
Tax Assessor: What's the assessed value supposed to be.
Me: I have a copy of the judgement.
Tax Assessor: You have a copy of the judgement?
Me: Yes i have it.

Tax Assessor: Well.... fax it to me then
Me: Whats the fax number?
Tax Assessor: Who/what you faxing?
Me: Can I just come and hand it to you.
Tax Assessor: Sure come on down.

Only you IGBAH , you poor guy, I would have exploded in the first 2 seconds.

I always pay the tax late, letem charge me the 3 late fee. trying to get money back is a one way street.

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9 mins ago, Snaps said:

I would have exploded in the first 2 seconds.

My condolences to Mrs Snaps.  But for women, they say it is mostly about the cuddle anyway.

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The situation

  1. There are 5 houses in five different colors.
  2. In each house lives a person with a different nationality.
  3. These five owners drink a certain type of beverage, smoke a certain brand of cigar and keep a certain pet.
  4. No owners have the same pet, smoke the same brand of cigar or drink the same beverage.

The question is: Who owns the fish?

Hints

  • the Brit lives in the red house
  • the Swede keeps dogs as pets
  • the Dane drinks tea
  • the green house is on the left of the white house
  • the green house's owner drinks coffee
  • the person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds
  • the owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill
  • the man living in the center house drinks milk
  • the Norwegian lives in the first house
  • the man who smokes blends lives next to the one who keeps cats
  • the man who keeps horses lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill
  • the owner who smokes BlueMaster drinks beer
  • the German smokes Prince
  • the Norwegian lives next to the blue house
  • the man who smokes blend has a neighbor who drinks water

Einstein wrote this riddle this century. He said that 98% of the world could not solve it. 
This took me about 25 minutes to solve.

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Bleech.  64 ozs of Gatorade down the hatch since noon.  That's it.  Done.  Don't want to see another drop of that bilious stuff before the first 93F temperature day.

 

 

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My boss wanted to do my review on the phone this afternoon.  I told him if he didn't want to talk over a lot of background flushing noise, he might want to wait a day.

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These medical types are tricky.  Get a phone call for "pre-processing".  They ask a bunch of routine stuff... name, address, insurance, contact info...

 

...then they ask "when did you first begin to have symptoms?".  That is to gig you for the deductible... colonoscopy as screening - no deductible... colonoscopy resulting from symptoms - deductible.

 

Mickrazz doesn't care.  He pays $25.

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I'm just about done with my on the bowl time. And I am light as a feather.  I might even walk Freak tonight.

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