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51 mins ago, mickrazz said:

Ahh yes...the magical tongue. Guaranteed to bring the foot rub girl to the heights of orgasmic satisfaction. 

I cant add anymore to this, than what has already been said, by slacker, mick n squid.

 

Wait I do have something to add

 

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1 hour ago, Slacker said:

I think I am in fine form.  Ann Landers was no Dear Abby.

A quote from Ann Landers:

 

“Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.”

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Just now, PeterO said:

A quote from Ann Landers:

 

“Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.”

Further proof that Ann couldn't carry Abby's jockstrap.

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2 mins ago, Mike said:

Skirting the autocensor?:wag:

Expressing an idea using completely acceptable words is not skirting dick.  Spelling "what the ****" as "what the phoohk" is skirting.

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3 mins ago, Slacker said:

Dogs love Mickrazz and dogs love me.  And we are both delightful individuals.  Enough said.

I had a guard dog pit bull begging me to pet him this morning. :wee:

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52 mins ago, Slacker said:

Further proof that Ann couldn't carry Abby's jockstrap.

 

51 mins ago, Slacker said:

Dogs are excellent judges of human character.  Very perceptive creatures.  

 

49 mins ago, Slacker said:

Anytime you meet someone that says "dogs don't like me", you are certain to have encountered an sweetheart.

 

48 mins ago, Slacker said:

"Sweetheart" being SOL translator speak for rectal hole.

 

48 mins ago, Slacker said:

That thesaurus comes in handy.

 

46 mins ago, Slacker said:

Dogs love Mickrazz and dogs love me.  And we are both delightful individuals.  Enough said.

Interesting 

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2 hours ago, PeterO said:

Y needs to flip a few more houses cause when you’re a billionaire you get a mistress and a girlfriend.

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The book excerpt of how the daughter got rid of these two "helpers" is a good read.

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