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Take my wife, not my life. (Flyrod)

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"That's my story, and I´m sticking to it"



 



Last time, I was at a remote fishing location; I guess it was Duck Season.



 



There was only one car parking there, besides me.



 



It looked like it was not washed for months;



 



so I could not resist to write:



 



DIRTY-HARRY on it.



 



Later, in the evening, I came back and the dirty car was gone,



 



but somebody wrote with bloody letters:



 



UNFORGIVEN on my car, and "I gotch your number".



 



What should I do now?



 



Should I report it to the "Brian-Dirty-Joke-Commission"?


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"That's my story, and I´m sticking to it"

 

Last time, I was at a remote fishing location; I guess it was Duck Season.

 

There was only one car parking there, besides me.

 

It looked like it was not washed for months;

 

so I could not resist to write:

 

DIRTY-HARRY on it.

 

Later, in the evening, I came back and the dirty car was gone,

 

but somebody wrote with bloody letters:

 

UNFORGIVEN on my car, and "I gotch your number".

 

What should I do now?

 

Should I report it to the "Brian-Dirty-Joke-Commission"?

 

Get new plates and have a mod move this to the Tavern.

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Next time you go throw buckets of mud on your ride then park it in the spot and write on it in pink frosting "Tinkerbell" hang a dead squirrel in the grill. Should confuse him for a few weeks.

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We had a little chat, in the old beat-up pickup  on the way back home from a successful fly fishing trip;



 



my grandpa and I.



 



We talked about this and that and and he told me how much he enjoyed taking me



 



fishing and sharing all his little tricks with me. 



 



I don´t remember anymore how we got to it



 but, among other things, I was asking my Granddaddy:



 



"What does a woman do after sex"?



 



Without hesitation he answered:



 



"She disturbs"!

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 Gay-Marriage of Convenience :-)



Where can one find a wife that likes saltwater fly-fishing?



The chances are close to zero.



 



Now, there is no day that I don`t read about gay marriages.



 



One is bombarded with such messages in the news.



 



What wonders me is that the fly fishing world has not responded to this trend.



 



After the kids are through with college one might rethink the concept of compatibility.



 



I have not found one single add in the classifieds that reads like:



 



"Lady-Saltwater-Fly-Fisher looks for Lady Fly-tier,



 



show pictures of flys and vise".



 



After divorce one might say:



 



"The sex was miserable but the fly-fishing was excellent".



 



Sure an improvement from both being miserable!

 


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