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Elvis's Soiled Underware To Be Auctioned

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On the Daily Mail.com news site today they have a picture of a pair of Elvis's underware, including brown stains, that is going to be auctioned off soon... :squid: :squid: :squid:

 

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Nice...hopefully after a big peanut butter & banana squirt fart....:upck:

 

Someone will buy them, probably sniff them too. :dismay:

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Nice...hopefully after a big peanut butter & banana squirt fart....:upck:

Someone will buy them, probably sniff them too. :dismay:

 

I hear they are to become the new flag of Gitmo.

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I hear they are to become the new flag of Gitmo.

 

For just a split second, I entered the real world and wondered what the hell our base in Cuba had to do with Elvis' ****te drawers.

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When a certain snooty female relative, who thought her feet didn't stink and hated my family with a passion, died in a hospital, she left a pair of soiled (I'm talking major mud) undies hanging in her bathroom. Guess who found them? :shock:

 

That reminds me of what my Mother always told us kids, "Always keep your house in pristine condition. You never know when you might die. You wouldn't want someone coming in and discovering your crappy underware!" I guess Mom had a point.

 

 

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He did. I heard his bowel was like a football. Probably lacking in fiber. Peanut butter does constipate. The stains may be old sweat, which darkens with age, or urine. Why did his dad keep Elvis's undies? Poor guy. He sure had a voice!

 

 

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