Slacker Posted April 6, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2013 Pay attention Cougar. After the diamonds, the honeymoon, the first couple years where you still have a shot at getting some, it all ends up at the same spot... you mowing the grass, you putting up mailboxes, you cleaning the garage, you making dinner, you doing laundry and you getting the job done solitary with only Miss Kentucky as inspiration. Any married man that denies this basic truth is lying to you, himself or both. You have been warned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cougar91 Posted April 6, 2013 Report Share Posted April 6, 2013 Pay attention Cougar. After the diamonds, the honeymoon, the first couple years where you still have a shot at getting some, it all ends up at the same spot... you mowing the grass, you putting up mailboxes, you cleaning the garage, you making dinner, you doing laundry and you getting the job done solitary with only Miss Kentucky as inspiration. Any married man that denies this basic truth is lying to you, himself or both. You have been warned. I wonder if this person has a penis or a vagina? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacker Posted April 6, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2013 Me or Miss Kentucky or both? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cougar91 Posted April 6, 2013 Report Share Posted April 6, 2013 I wonder if Miss Kentucky has a penis and if you have a vagina, how is that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacker Posted April 6, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2013 I always suspected that you were sexually confused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tfisher Posted April 8, 2013 Report Share Posted April 8, 2013 Cougar Plankton? Professional Novice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacker Posted April 9, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 9, 2013 Cougar Plankton? Biology was not my strong suit. But, I do know that Miss Kentucky does not come equipped with a penis, so I guess that makes me one step up on Cougar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tfisher Posted April 9, 2013 Report Share Posted April 9, 2013 Biology was not my strong suit. But, I do know that Miss Kentucky does not come equipped with a penis, so I guess that makes me one step up on Cougar. okay - so shes no Gaga Professional Novice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacker Posted May 7, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2018 On 4/2/2013 at 9:01 PM, Slacker said: I looked in the bathroom mirror and said "Bob Horvath" three times and this thread popped to the top of the stack. It happened again... as a memorial to the SS FlukeRazz, may she sail away in fair seas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickrazz Posted May 7, 2018 Report Share Posted May 7, 2018 Hilarious... The Magnificent Presence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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