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Pay attention Cougar.

 

After the diamonds, the honeymoon, the first couple years where you still have a shot at getting some, it all ends up at the same spot... you mowing the grass, you putting up mailboxes, you cleaning the garage, you making dinner, you doing laundry and you getting the job done solitary with only Miss Kentucky as inspiration. Any married man that denies this basic truth is lying to you, himself or both.

 

You have been warned.

 

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Pay attention Cougar.

 

After the diamonds, the honeymoon, the first couple years where you still have a shot at getting some, it all ends up at the same spot... you mowing the grass, you putting up mailboxes, you cleaning the garage, you making dinner, you doing laundry and you getting the job done solitary with only Miss Kentucky as inspiration. Any married man that denies this basic truth is lying to you, himself or both.

 

You have been warned.

 

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I wonder if this person has a penis or a vagina?

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Cougar Plankton?

 

Biology was not my strong suit.

But, I do know that Miss Kentucky does not come equipped with a penis, so I guess that makes me one step up on Cougar.

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Biology was not my strong suit.

But, I do know that Miss Kentucky does not come equipped with a penis, so I guess that makes me one step up on Cougar.

 

okay - so shes no Gaga

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On 4/2/2013 at 9:01 PM, Slacker said:

I looked in the bathroom mirror and said "Bob Horvath" three times and this thread popped to the top of the stack.

It happened again... as a memorial to the SS FlukeRazz, may she sail away in fair seas.

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