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There's an old sea story about a ship's Captain

who inspected his sailors, and afterward told

the first mate that his men smelled bad...

 

 

The Captain suggested perhaps it would

help if the sailors would change underwear

occasionally.

The first mate responded, "Aye, aye sir,

I'll see to it immediately!"

 

The first mate went straight to the sailors

berth deck and announced, "The Captain

thinks you guys smell bad and wants you

to change your underwear."

 

He continued,

"Pittman, you change with Jones,

McCarthy, you change with Witkowski,

and Brown, you change with Schultz."

 

THE MORAL OF THE STORY:

Someone may come along and promise

"Change",

but don't count on things smelling any better.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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There's an old sea story about a ship's Captain

who inspected his sailors, and afterward told

the first mate that his men smelled bad...

The Captain suggested perhaps it would

help if the sailors would change underwear

occasionally.

The first mate responded, "Aye, aye sir,

I'll see to it immediately!"

The first mate went straight to the sailors

berth deck and announced, "The Captain

thinks you guys smell bad and wants you

to change your underwear."

He continued,

"Pittman, you change with Jones,

McCarthy, you change with Witkowski,

and Brown, you change with Schultz."

THE MORAL OF THE STORY:

Someone may come along and promise

"Change",

but don't count on things smelling any better.

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I like it, unfortunately its true in this case......... Good one Russ......... :th:

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