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Dear Red Light Racer.....

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Please die in a horrible wreck. You are a complete dink. We are NOT racing at lights. I know you think you need to get ahead of everyone because your time is so much more valuable than ours, but you look like a ******* dick-turd doing it. Creeping up. Creeping up....creep some more....come on red light....come on.......come on...OMG GO!!!! VARRROOOOM!!! GO GO GO GO GO!!!!!! HURRY!!!! 2 LANES MERGING INTO ONE...YOU....MUST.....BE.....FIRST!!! YES!!! YOU MADE IT!!! YOU ARE AT LEAST 50 YARDS AHEAD OF EVERYONE!!!!

 

Wait......red light. Stop again.

 

 

Hi. :wave:

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Yeah...BECAUSE IT'S YOU DOING IT!!!!! :mad:

I bet you drive a Honda Prelude. :squid:

 

Ease up RIPLEY (Whacking Day is only 9 Days 10 Hours and 18 minutes away !!!!)

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Ease up RIPLEY (Whacking Day is only 9 Days 10 Hours and 18 minutes away !!!!)

 

Son of a bitch. I forgot.

Need to get my hair done. Gotta look good when you go, you know. You can join me, of course.

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Son of a bitch. I forgot.

Need to get my hair done. Gotta look good when you go, you know. You can join me, of course.

 

Don't wear that white suit on Whacking Day. You'll never get the blood out.

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