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The Redhead

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A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead

sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down,

but lacks the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket

towards the man.

He is totally amazed to witness this, but reflexively reaches out, grabs it

out of the air, and hands it back, completely embarrassed.

"Oh my, I am sooo sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.

"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you." They enjoy a wonderful dinner

together, and afterwards the woman invites him to the theater followed by

drinks.

After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her

place for a nightcap...and stay for breakfast the next morning.

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings.

The guy is amazed!! Everything had been incredible! "You know," he said,

"you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"

"No," she replies.........

 

(Wait for it...)

 

(It's coming.............)

 

(The suspense is killing you ........)

 

"You just happened to catch my eye."

 

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Wow!sounds like my kind of women.I guess I'll have to keep an eye out for her.

 

[This message has been edited by 10x10 (edited 04-09-2001).]

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