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WRONG BITCH

 

The train was quite crowded and a U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat. There seemed to be one next to a well-dressed French woman, but when he got there, he saw it was taken by the woman's poodle. The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?"

 

The French woman sniffed and said to no one in particular, "Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat."

 

The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat available was under that dog. "Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired."

 

She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!"

 

This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little dog, tossed it out the train window and sat down.

 

The woman shrieked, "Someone defend me! Put this American in his place!"

 

An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up. "Sir, you Americans seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out the window.

 

 

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Why is this apparently rich women on a crowded train?

 

Why was the Marine by himself?

 

Why does it always have to be a Marine? Maybe a Ranger or something would be a good change.

 

Why are the French always the bad ones?

 

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Originally Posted by kerrstriperfisher View Post

 

Why does it always have to be a Marine? Maybe a Ranger or something would be a good change.

 

 

 

I dunno,

 

some of the guy I know from the coast guard might have lost that fight.

 

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you can throw something through an open window..... no?



 



honestly I can't see a marine shattering a window and exposing the other passengers to potential harm,



 



plus you'd have to have a lot of velocity to put a low mass dog thru a pane of glass.....



especially the safety glass of a train.



 



 


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Originally Posted by HugeDinghy View Post

 

mag makes digs subtle, terry, not so much....

 

Some guys may post drunk, but in the morning (or afternoon, sometimes) they'll be sober, where as the classless scumbag loser dicks will always be classless scumbag loser dicks.

 

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