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A devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking care of her husband.

 

When he was slipping in and out of a coma for several months, she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.

 

As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times.

 

"When I got fired, you were there to support me.

 

When my business failed, you were there.

 

When I got shot, you were by my side.

 

When we lost the house, you gave me support.

 

When my health started failing, you were still by my side.

 

"You know what?"

 

"What, dear?" his wife asked gently.

 

"I think you bring me bad luck."

 

 

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A devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking care of her husband.

When he was slipping in and out of a coma for several months, she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.

As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times.

"When I got fired, you were there to support me.

When my business failed, you were there.

When I got shot, you were by my side.

When we lost the house, you gave me support.

When my health started failing, you were still by my side.

"You know what?"

"What, dear?" his wife asked gently.

"I think you bring me bad luck."

:D

 

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I thought for sure it was going to be this one:



 



Billy was on his deathbed, with his wife, Jenny, maintaining a steady vigil by his side.



As she held his fragile hand, her warm tears ran silently down her face, splashed onto his face and roused him from his slumber.



 



He looked up and his pale lips began to move slightly, "My darling Jenny," he whispered.



 



"Hush, my love," she said," Go back to sleep, Shhh, don't talk." But he was insistent.



 



"Jenny," he said in his tired voice, "I have to talk, I have something I must confess to you."



 



"There's nothing to confess, " replied the weeping Jenny, It's all right, Everything's all right, Go to sleep now."



"No, no. I must die in peace, Jenny. I slept with your sister, your best friend and our next door neighbor."



 



Jenny mustered a pained smile and stroked his hand.



 



"Hush now, Billy. Don't torment yourself. I know all about it," she said.



"That is why I poisoned you!"


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