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New Senior Assisted Living Plan

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So you're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you, what do you do?

 

Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Congressmen.

 

Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, air conditioning and all the health care you need! Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart? They're all covered. And, as an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now.

 

And who will be paying for all of this? It's the same government that just told you that they cannot afford for you to go into a nursing home.

 

Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore.

 

Is this a great country or what?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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The Government doesn't run private nursing homes.

 

The entire premise of your thread is wrong (except for this being a great country), and stupid, in my opinion.

 

Not sure what point you are trying to make.

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In the real world, private nursing homes are not being reimbursed fully by the Feds & States, so many are shedding beds. CT. just lost about 5 thousand. There is supposed to be a new program to keep those elderly able, in their own homes, with some Federal & State aid for nurses aide helpers. This should be worlds cheaper in the long run. I hope it works.

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