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The Mad Deckhand

Republicans bring back mamoth as mascot. God is PO'd.

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God is actually more peeved at us for believing in global warming. He's going to get us. We will be forced to endure another season of the Kardashians as a form of divine retribution. Woe is us.......

 

http://www.freakingnews.com/Mammoth-Pictures--1123.asp

 

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"Scientists are talking about resurrecting woolly mammoth again, but this time they are serious. The government-backed 'Mammoth Project' seeks to use frozen mammoth sperm from well-preserved frozen mammoth remains to artificially inseminate living relatives and bring the mammoth back to life."

 

http://www.stripersonline.com/image/id/2787701/width/600/height/581]

 

In this thread you are asked to save taxpayers' money by bringing mammoths back to life with the power of Photoshop. Show what life would be like if mammoths ruled the earth these days - use them in modern movies, advertisements, magazine covers, or any photo scenes.

P.S. Rumor has it that Republicans are behind the whole thing as they need a mammoth to replace an elephant who decided to retire from being the GOP symbol. Democrats replied that they will bring back the prehistoric ass (not Jimmy Carter though).

 

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Don't do this guys....

"God dislikes cloning."

 

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The mammoth is back for the onset of the next ice age. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 

He shall roam the earth feasting upon humans, returning the world to its prior greatness. I for one look forward to dominance by our new superiors.....I welcome the miracle of the woolly mammoth's 1,000 year reign of tyranny upon the earth. :)

 

 

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He shall roam the earth feasting upon humans, returning the world to its prior greatness. I for one look forward to dominance by our new superiors.....I welcome the miracle of the woolly mammoth's 1,000 year reign of tyranny upon the earth. :)

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Ah, they eat grass and leaves, not humans. :p

 

 

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